Draft?

Hmmm... sounds like it won't happen...

http://www.nypost.com/news/worldnews/19242.htm

But considering how stretched things are, maybe.

However, I'm not sure if this will work, but there might be a much easier way of beating the draft than shooting yourself in the foot...

Don't ask don't tell! Homosexuals not allowed to be soldiers after all.

Beat the draft! Make out with someone of the same gender in the recruitment office!