I do so love messing with people's brains

[sparkindarkness]

Brother: What's this? *holds up plastic item*
Me: Where did you find it?
Brother: I was looking for a pair of shoes to borrow and I found it in your wardrobe (WHY I don't know since he has feet like baby elephants)
Me: So... you went through the private cupboards of your gay brother. Do you really want me to tell you what that's for?
Brother: Ick! *drops* Don't want to know, don't want to know *flees with hands over ears*

Beloved: *picks it up* It's a shoe-horn isn't it?
Me: Yes, but this is much more fun
Beloved: That's evil
Me: Oh yes.

Comments

[colubra.livejournal.com]

bahahaahah oh that's evil. I applaud you.

[sparkindarkness.livejournal.com]

*bows* Evil is almost an artform when done right :)

[ephemera.livejournal.com]

*applauds*

[sparkindarkness.livejournal.com]

*bows*

[solid-squid.livejournal.com]

Well, least he won't be rummaging through your stuff now ;P

[sparkindarkness.livejournal.com]

See? I think it was an excellent tactic!

[logophilos.livejournal.com]

Beloved is right. That's evil. Clever, but evil. :)

[sparkindarkness.livejournal.com]

Clever and evil - I am so happy with those descriptors :)

[tinimaus.livejournal.com]

*hearts Sparky*

I didn't realize you shared this particular hobby of mine.

Not that I know you all that well.

Also, now I'm wondering what use on earth his mind came up with for a shoe-horn...

[sparkindarkness.livejournal.com]

Mind breaking? Everyone should try it!

See, Beloved has been exmining it for days now and he still can't think of how it could be used in any brain-breaking way

[polarbee.livejournal.com]

That's hysterical.
Seriously though, how can one not know what a shoe-horn is? :)

[sparkindarkness.livejournal.com]

Well, it is an odd shape and unless it's with the shoes I suppose there's no context... but still, it should be a top 10 guess :)

[klgaffney.livejournal.com]

that's beautiful work of evil. *snicker* of course, you'll have to puzzled/innocently tell him it's a shoe horn, and what was HE thinking it was for?

[sparkindarkness.livejournal.com]

Some of my finest evil :)

Now I'm saving that, but first we will ahve a week of leaving it in prominent places :)

[rampagingturtle.livejournal.com]

When I was in college, a lesbian friend of mine had a male friend in her room one day. Said male friend was exploring the wonders of her hair accessories collection and was mystified by one item in particular. He held it up and asked "what's this?". In a nonchalant manner she replied, "Lesbian sex toy." He immediately dropped the item and never asked her the function of anything he found in her room ever again.

The item? A hair scrunchie.

[sparkindarkness.livejournal.com]

A hair scrunchie? How could lesbians use a hair scrunchie as...

waaait, my mind can only go to bad place with this, can't it?

[rampagingturtle.livejournal.com]

I don't know where YOUR mind is going with it, but mine's still sorta coasting aimlessly. I suppose that in a pinch you could use one as a half-assed bondage device of some sort, but it wouldn't work very well. Beyond that, I'm at a loss.

[kirylyn.livejournal.com]

BWAHAHAHAHA

evil, truly evil but then, um what DOES one expect when they go rummaging about in cupboards and drawers...

got over your cold?

[sparkindarkness.livejournal.com]

Exactly! He totally deserved it

Cold yes, penumonia, kinda, hacking cough... not yet sadly

[ladydyani.livejournal.com]

Oh god. That is so friggin hilarious. I was drinking tea and sprayed my speakers. At least I managed to turn and miss my computer.

[sparkindarkness.livejournal.com]

Bonus tea spray without damaged electricals!

[allthepettylies.livejournal.com]

I did the exact opposite to cory all the time.

There are these awesome tampons, that are seriously the size of candy, in cute coloured wraappers. Cory asked me once if they were candy, and I said yes.

Unfortunately, he took them to work in his bag, and people started wondering why he had tampons in his bag. XD oh he was so pissed.



Hahaha, shoe horn. People actually have purposes for those?

[sparkindarkness.livejournal.com]

See? That's even more evil.!



Nope, but they come free when you spend an obscene amount of money on shoes. Never quite understood why

[allthepettylies.livejournal.com]

Obscene amount being?

I've spent over $500 on a pair of boots once, just because they weren't made out of leather. Never received a shoe horn *shrug* Must be a Brit thing :D

[thisdaydreamer.livejournal.com]

Bwahahahahaaahaaaaa! So delightfully evil!

[sparkindarkness.livejournal.com]

It makes life funner when yopu have victims!

[hanks-lil-pit.livejournal.com]

You. Rule!

I'm just saying. I totally would have done the same thing, had I a brother. *laughs*

Hank

[sparkindarkness.livejournal.com]

Always.

Brothers are there to be tortured. It is known