Wow... an utter meltdown on my forums, it seems

[sparkindarkness]

Browsing through the political forums I frequent, vaguely amused and saw that some of the old "are homosexuals good or evil" and their ilk and related topics debates have been resurrected. Ready to leap back into the debate if need be when i see that the same poster has resurrected most of them. I'd kind of given up any kind of debate long ago with this guy because he's... somewhat heated and irrational and the debates just didn't go anywhere.

Then I saw what was posted - expressly addressed to ME, personally, apparently. Yep, addressed to my screen name. Some of the more incredible bits from various threads:


You are a bigot. You are a liar. Your marriage is phoney. The sex youengage in is prudish & falls short of even being imitation.Insisting that you be accepted by society is selfishness beyondmeasure. Revealing yourself as a "ladie" has got to be the mostrevolting thing ever posted here as well.

All of you little boys that like to gang bang others with the SOS ofsniveling are pathectic. You couldn't lift a defense to save your life. Remember "ladie", you are completely arrested by emotion & you throw nothing but trash at others when they post the truth.

You were & still are completely arrested byyour emotion. You're a slanderous charactor assassin. You live in humanhypocracy.

(talking to a poster who joked that they were giving me a hard time by saying I epitomised that all the best men are married or gay - since I was both) You weren't giving him a hard time. You wereboosting an effeminate phoney that thinks what is on my toilet paper isattractive. You were telling that type of human hypocracy that he isthe model of men


As Beloved said "Wow, did you run over that guy's cat or something?" I mean, damn, isn't it slightly insane that you can hold this level of hostility towards someone you have only communicated with in text?

I'm actually more amused than anything, it's so ridiculously over the top to approach the level of parody (assuming he ISN'T a parody). As an added bonus most of the forum did a collective "WTF 0_o?" response, even some of the more conservative Christians on the board being considerably less than approving.



See, this is why I like extreme homophobes like Fred Phelps. The only thing that harms these people as much as they themselves do is the general movement that comes from people realisingthey have gay friends, neighbours and families. Very little has the power to destroy the homophobe movement faster than the sheeer frothing insanity of its more extreme members.

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[etumukutenyak.livejournal.com]

Wow. That's worthy of selling tickets and popcorn to go see, it is. Phew.

[sparkindarkness.livejournal.com]

It's rather incredible isn't it. I actually burst out laughingr eading it becuase it's so ridiculous

[logophilos.livejournal.com]

what the fucking fuck?

And hon, you're a far better model of men than this waste of carbon compounds could ever be. He'd have to be on meds for a year before he was merely batshit crazy.

I'm sorry you've been subjected to this. I'm glad you've got such a sense of humour about it, but I wish you didn't need one for this trash.

[sparkindarkness.livejournal.com]

See that was my reaction more than the laughter.

I am better than this creature :) I know, I mean they don't make meds anywhere near powerful enough for this muppet. I personally look at his distribe as PROOF I am better. We debated, he was bad at it, he resorted to the verbal equivalent of faeces throwing while I remained polite and calm - I think that's an inherent win for me and an admission of defeat from him.

Thank you. This? Doesn't bother me (not like insane grandmother of godchild) UI think becuase it's in text rather than face to face, because I already know they guy is a lunatic and because it is SO over the top. It's almost a parody. i hope he actually keeps it up - he has done more to damage the homophobes on that forum than i could manage with any amount of reasoned debate

[meridae.livejournal.com]

I've never heard gay sex be called 'prudish' as an insult before - usually it's regarded as the opposite!!

And I know the answer to the question of whether gays are good or evil - when you're good, you're very very good, but when you're bad, you're better! Bwahahahahahah!!

::hugs Sparky:: Gay or straight, you make the world better just by being in it. And the fact you read my fic is quite good too. Teehee.

[gnarlycranium.livejournal.com]

"The sex youengage in is prudish & falls short of even being imitation."

...I'm still sitting here opening and closing my mouth with this big ?! over my head.

[logophilos.livejournal.com]

"This word 'prudish' - I do not think it means what you think it means" [inigo montoya]

[sparkindarkness.livejournal.com]

No, he really really doesn't he is just that mad :) And |the Inigo Montoya paraphrase is perfect for him.

His definition of prudish (seriously, it's mad):
The only "good" sex (and by that he means physically satisfying would you believe) is heterosexual sex between 2 married people (presumably to each other) and only then if they were virginal before marriage. All other sex is lacking and therefore anyone who engages in "lesser" sex is prudish because they refuse to have "proper" sex.

[mauracelt.livejournal.com]

And no doubt is only in missionary position as well, which can get boring after a while, to be honest. *blush* Did I just admit that?

[sparkindarkness.livejournal.com]

Heee, round here it's well known :)

[mauracelt.livejournal.com]

Most places it is I'm sure, but to actually say it.... well... *blush*

[sparkindarkness.livejournal.com]

Yes, it makes no sense. To translate his definition of prudish

The only "good" sex (and by that he means physically satisfying would you believe) is heterosexual sex between 2 married people (presumably to each other) and only then if they were virginal before marriage. All other sex is lacking and therefore anyone who engages in "lesser" sex is prudish because they refuse to have "proper" sex.

[solid-squid.livejournal.com]

Whaa.... O.o;

So... he thinks that marriage somehow makes sex better? And how does being a virgin make it better, it just means you don't know how shit it is.

Somehow, the more of his rants you post, the more it seems like he's in denial and envious of yourself and your beloved. Oh, and the more he seems to need a dictionary.

[sparkindarkness.livejournal.com]

Yes. The ring on your finger morphs into some kind of metaphysical cock ring, apparently.

I have NO idea what the appeal of virginity is, really I don't. I've never got it - I mean "yay a virgin?" surely that's more "yay, someone who is going to accidently use teeth in oral sex?"

He needs a spell check and to get laid. By a guy. I think that's the unanimous conclusion

[sparkindarkness.livejournal.com]

It's quite mad, isn't it?

here's his logic (I use the term loosely)

The only "good" sex (and by that he means physically satisfying would you believe) is heterosexual sex between 2 married people (presumably to each other) and only then if they were virginal before marriage. All other sex is lacking and therefore anyone who engages in "lesser" sex is prudish because they refuse to have "proper" sex.

Or, in other words, he's batshit insane

When I'm, baaaaad I'm soooo much better than evil :)

Thank you *hugs and luffles*

[meridae.livejournal.com]

Okay, that's just WIERD!! And . . . I would imagine that sex between two married (to each other) people who were virginal before marriage might not necessarily be 'good' . . . especially with the attitudes he's displaying. I'm mean I'm sure there are many people who married as virgins then got creative . . . but I don't think he's one of them.

Anyways . . . I wonder if he knows that 'prudish' is less of an insult than, say, 'promiscuous'.

(Mark says he's not promiscuous - he's just generous. Keith says that Mark better well bloody become thoroughly selfish very quickly. Tehehehe).

I'm sure beloved appreciates your evilness in all the best ways.

[sparkindarkness.livejournal.com]

Creative? I think he would constipate himself at the thought.


I think it's laughable that he would try to use either :)

Aaaah, such a selflessly kind person!

[sapphybelle.livejournal.com]

what a closeted cunting wanker...

[sparkindarkness.livejournal.com]

So very true.

What's amusing me is even the other right wing christians on the site are now questioning this guy's sexuality, saying that maybe he should check his own orientation if he is that vehement and rabid against gays - as one of the other homosexuals put it "you think about gay sex more than I do!"

So, his diatribe has turned half the forum against him, made everyone think he is a closet case and hurt his case a lot. Win win WIN!

[solid-squid.livejournal.com]

That... has to be one of the most amusing victories over biggotry I've seen XD

[sparkindarkness.livejournal.com]

I'm almost embarrassed to count it as a victory, I mean it was nearly entirely his own unbelievable FAIL!

[solid-squid.livejournal.com]

When even the fundies are shown how dumb some of their arguements are, I'd say that's a victory for all mankind :3

[sparkindarkness.livejournal.com]

Amen to that!

[thisdaydreamer.livejournal.com]

What a nutjob.

And I know what you mean about Phelps. Have you seen this?

[bladespark.livejournal.com]

That made me laugh so much. Though if he's gay, he's managed to manage things with a female an awful lot, considering that his church is entirely populated with his offspring.

[sparkindarkness.livejournal.com]

compeltely

LOL! I love it

[gnarlycranium.livejournal.com]

"You were & still are completely arrested byyour emotion. You're a slanderous charactor assassin. You live in humanhypocracy."

...And this guy is an absolute model of composure, decency, and... spelling. *twitch* You know, overall... this whole thing screams of protesting too much. Don't hate others for what you hate in yourself, etc.

And um... what the heck is a 'ladie'?

[sparkindarkness.livejournal.com]

Incredible isn't he? he just fails in so many ways!

Yes, I think everyone on the forum is convinced this guy is a closet case - he's just too obsessed with homosexuality and gay sex. He's too vehement - closet closet closet

"ladie" Ah, this is one of his stupid insults, akin to his old insult of "sadsexual" (he resented the term "gay" since we couldn't possibly know the meaning of happiness).

Basically a "ladie" is a mix of a "lad" and a "lady" in other words, he is questioning my masculinity or implying I am not a man or am a ladyboy or something

[solid-squid.livejournal.com]

Wait, what? That's an insult? I thought it was just a typo of laddie >.>

[sparkindarkness.livejournal.com]

Sadly no, he has a habit of cobbling together random letters in an attempt to offend

[gnarlycranium.livejournal.com]

""sadsexual" (he resented the term "gay" since we couldn't possibly know the meaning of happiness)"

...Okay... not to get all psychoanalytical on this, or anything... but if his theory of sex with women (god I hope it's just a theory, nobody deserves THAT) is centered around acheiving some mystical amazing satisfaction and happiness... I mean, who's he really trying to convince here, us or himself?

[sparkindarkness.livejournal.com]

In some ways I think he eneds to get laid but at the same time I could not wish him on any sexual partner.

Yeah, I think he's definitely aiming for full self-delusion

[brownkitty.livejournal.com]

www.realdoll.com

Here's a way to achieve your aims. He gets laid, he's not inflicted on a sexual partner, and your alignment becomes official as Wonderful/Snarky.

[sparkindarkness.livejournal.com]

This? Has to be done! :)

[mrmeval.livejournal.com]

Why can't they just believe they'd convince you to go straight by self immolation in an act of love and kindness?

I've heard of erotophobic but he's homo-erotophobic with a dose of Orwell's 1984.

At least he's not tripped over from fear to hate and seems to be confining himself to text.

Some are phobic but some hate, so far I've not gotten wind of fred phelps resorting to violence but his brand of bigotry is not fear. If he crosses the line I want popcorn and a live feed as there are a whole lot of people who will cheerfully hunt him who have guns and badges and even more who just have guns.

[sparkindarkness.livejournal.com]

I don't know, they seem to be all stuck on the idea that "if I scream bible verses at them long enough they'll start liking boobies" I'm amazed that they cling to this delusion

He's repressed, suippressed and oppressing himself. I will poke him and giggle.

I think he has made the leap from fear to hate, but not to violence. yet anyway.

Phelps hasn't resorted to violence - he knows he'll be shut down in a second if he does - he just acts as a cheerleader for the violent. Homophobic violence happens as often as it odes and as severely as it does because the vocal people like Phelps and Robertson and Falwell and all the rest of the hate brigade create the atmosphere that encourages and lauds such ahtred and prejudice. We'd have a lot less violence if it weren't for the cheerleaders of hate

[solid-squid.livejournal.com]

"if I scream bible verses at them long enough they'll start liking boobies"

You know, if they're going to do that they could at least use some relevant passages, like the book of Solomon for example :D

[sparkindarkness.livejournal.com]

Never happen. I'm sure they edit out passages like that. Sensuality has to be baaaad and EVIL!

[klgaffney.livejournal.com]

wow. that's just...AMAZING. can i poke it with sticks?

[sparkindarkness.livejournal.com]

Yes, yes you can. In fact, I encourage all such poking

especially if the stick is sharp

[helbling.livejournal.com]

He's just annoyed because he thinks you're hogging all the cock.

[gnarlycranium.livejournal.com]

This is my final determination on this subject also.

[sparkindarkness.livejournal.com]

Methinks it is unanimous

[sparkindarkness.livejournal.com]

Agreed.

Errr.... well defining "all the cock" to "one very nice cock" *avoids beloved's glare*

[brownkitty.livejournal.com]

You know, someone should tell that person that they really move away from the mirror before spewing words like that...

[sparkindarkness.livejournal.com]

Aye, there's definitely some reflection going on

[mauracelt.livejournal.com]

Gads I misspelled the crap out of that last attempt!
Try again....

"Psychology teaches us that things which we fear/are adamant against is more usually something that we ourselves fear is part of us by nature." Psych 101 (same basic statement, more clearly defined than last attempt) ;)

Me thinks that fella best to watch his own tail more closely lest he back onto a pole and like it, eh? *giggles*

[sparkindarkness.livejournal.com]

Your spelling was not nearly as bad as his.

And yes, I think everyone who has come across thiis guy has firmly loabelled him as a typical extreme closet case