SOMEONE needs to get laid

[sparkindarkness]

Memo on a file left on my desk:

Sparky:
Ok, it was funny, but if you are going to put crude sexual references in files can you clip them to the file rather than write them on documents we need to keep?

-M



My return memo:


M:
6.9. 6th September. It's the date. Freud would have a field day with you.

-Sparky.

Comments

[ladyhelen.livejournal.com]

*snigger*

Sexually repressed, much?

[sparkindarkness.livejournal.com]

That was my verdict

[amynnah.livejournal.com]

::giggles:: :D

[sparkindarkness.livejournal.com]

*evil grins*

[stormcat.livejournal.com]

*hee*

[sparkindarkness.livejournal.com]

they're so messed up

[ladydyani.livejournal.com]

Well, at least they're not suggesting that crude sexual references have no place in the office. They just want them easily hidden.

[mauracelt.livejournal.com]

Or easily located, maybe? *laughs*

[sparkindarkness.livejournal.com]

with us? more likely

[mauracelt.livejournal.com]

*laughs harder*

[sparkindarkness.livejournal.com]

Of course, this is our office. We're special that way

[ladydyani.livejournal.com]

Sigh. I want to work for you.

[sparkindarkness.livejournal.com]

It's probably more work because of the crazy but more fun as well

[allthepettylies.livejournal.com]

I forget you're over in the UK, as I looked at the time and thought "JEEBUS! He's at work already!?" LOL.
I love your entries first thing in the morning, they make me sporffle coffee everywhere. =P

[sparkindarkness.livejournal.com]

lol, no, I'm not that dedicated!

wasted coffee, nooooooooo!

[mauracelt.livejournal.com]

*fol*

Oh, My Stars and Garters! They didn't!?! *snicker*

[sparkindarkness.livejournal.com]

:)

They did, I think he was distracted by the very legitimate crude sexual remarks that WEREn't in the file

[mauracelt.livejournal.com]

Not one bit surprised at that thought. Some people's children, ya know?
As to the date, why the hell can't we just pick something more overt, eh? *laughs*

[sparkindarkness.livejournal.com]

We've always had a... special kind of work place (though we're good with boundaries, it's just us speshul people don't have many)

I wouldn't even have noticed the date if he hadn't have said!

[mauracelt.livejournal.com]

*lol* I get that. Hey, I'm speshul, too, ya know.
*pounds chest with sidewards hand* speshul... ;)

[illiana-galean.livejournal.com]

*gigglesnort* Oh I so needed a laugh this morning. Thank you!

[sparkindarkness.livejournal.com]

Glad to help :)

[mnemsyne.livejournal.com]

how ridiculous.

[sparkindarkness.livejournal.com]

Yup. You'd think he almost EXPECTED me to make crude sexual remarks... *shifty eyes*

[semiotic-pirate.livejournal.com]

now that is frickin hilarious! thanks for sharing the freudian goodness.

[sparkindarkness.livejournal.com]

hee4ee, any time, the crazy just needs reporting

[polarbee.livejournal.com]

That is beautiful. Reminds me of driving with my parents and sister, though. We passed a shop that had a bunch of manikins in the windows with tank tops that said 69. I was conjecturing with sister about the nature of the shop. At which point my mother asked what the 69 meant. That was slightly less awkward then when she discovered that not only did we know and didn't plan to tell her, but that her husband of 47 years also knew and also didn't plan to tell her.

[sparkindarkness.livejournal.com]

LOL.... awww, someone had to tell her - I suppose that's what the internet was for :)

[polarbee.livejournal.com]

Well, my father promised to tell her later. I think he was hoping she'd forget. :)
I'm certainly not bringing the subject up again. There are things one doesn't discuss with one's 70 year old mother.

[hanks-lil-pit.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

I guess they wouldn't like my pictures then, much? And you've got some fucking nerve, writing the date on official type documents!

Wow.

Hank

[sparkindarkness.livejournal.com]

Oh they'll LOOOVE your pictures just not IN their files where they can't be removed :)

[logophilos.livejournal.com]

Reminds me of reading about another lawyer's secretary who got very upset about him passing documents with 'FYI' written on them. She said she could work out the 'FY' but demanded to know what the 'I' stood for!

[sparkindarkness.livejournal.com]

Yikes she is most sensitive :) Or paranoid


we loooove random acronyms - they're very useful to tell other lawyers about a client ("WOB" = Waste of breath) without revealing to the client what we have said about him :) It makes things amusing too - but it's really helpful. We see it in other professions (Dr. notes with "TUBE" written on them - totally unnecessary breast examination)

[logophilos.livejournal.com]

we loooove random acronyms

So do I, so spill!

Trade secrets are always fun :)

[thisdaydreamer.livejournal.com]

Oh, dear. Someone needs to get laid, indeed.

[sparkindarkness.livejournal.com]

I think it needs to be prescribed by medical professionals I really do

[seryan.livejournal.com]

Wow, SOMEONE'S mind is in the gutter.