Ow, ow, ow
Dec. 14th, 2006 10:14 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
sparkindarknessOwwwwwwww *whine*
Got the alcohol in and ready for Yule (and there is truly a scary amount of it. If all these bottles were broken the flow of booze would actually lend credence to Noah's flood - but with less wrathful drowning and a lot more conga dancing).
And then of course someone did suggest we try a few of the cocktails to see if they worked - after all, we don't want to waste our Saturnalia alcohol capacity on inferior cocktails, do we?
And then there was a debate about whether we had enough tequila and SOMEONE suggested that we see how much we could all drink in a night then we can use that as a basis for how much we will need (shut up, it seemed like a good idea at the time!)
Aaaaaanyway, i woke up this morning and had apparently caught a TERRIBLE disease and had to call in sick. Yes, yes I did. I'm sick, damn it. And suffering. What a terrible terrible illness.
And we're all going to kill the teetoller for malicious use of frying bacon when we're all... ill.
Got the alcohol in and ready for Yule (and there is truly a scary amount of it. If all these bottles were broken the flow of booze would actually lend credence to Noah's flood - but with less wrathful drowning and a lot more conga dancing).
And then of course someone did suggest we try a few of the cocktails to see if they worked - after all, we don't want to waste our Saturnalia alcohol capacity on inferior cocktails, do we?
And then there was a debate about whether we had enough tequila and SOMEONE suggested that we see how much we could all drink in a night then we can use that as a basis for how much we will need (shut up, it seemed like a good idea at the time!)
Aaaaaanyway, i woke up this morning and had apparently caught a TERRIBLE disease and had to call in sick. Yes, yes I did. I'm sick, damn it. And suffering. What a terrible terrible illness.
And we're all going to kill the teetoller for malicious use of frying bacon when we're all... ill.
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Date: 2006-12-15 10:17 pm (UTC)She just knows that, sooner or later, drunkeness is a likely possibility
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Date: 2006-12-15 12:19 am (UTC)-K
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Date: 2006-12-15 12:30 am (UTC)so now would be a bad time to send you my favorite underøath songs, right? right. =D
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Date: 2006-12-15 01:57 pm (UTC)Tequila logic.
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Date: 2006-12-15 07:04 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-12-15 11:14 pm (UTC)Ultra doom - by the time you realise you should stop you're too drunk to stop! This is why I only ever get... uh... sudden morning disease, with tequila.
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Date: 2006-12-15 11:13 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-12-15 10:58 pm (UTC)RIGHT Bad Kami! No cookie
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Date: 2006-12-15 07:22 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-12-15 11:01 pm (UTC)To console myself I will have to have a drink
Or 2.
In fact, i think 3 are in order...
I can't remember the reason any more, so another drink is certainly in order.
Another drink? Why, what a good idea.
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Date: 2006-12-15 07:37 am (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2006-12-15 08:13 am (UTC)If you have sinus problems you can fix them for a bit if you open the top of the pot and inhale deeply. Just have someone to catch you. :-P
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Effects_of_alcohol_on_the_body
Eight to ten drinks per hour is considered a fatal dosage for the average 54 kg (119 lb.) person. One drink is equivalent to one shot of 40% abv (80 proof) liquor, one 12 US fl oz (355 ml) beer, or one 4–5 US fl oz (120–150 ml) glass of wine.
So if you take 119 and divide it by 6 you get 1 shot for 19.83 pounds so using this formula: W divided by 19.83 you get the amount for one person for one hour. I'm 260 so that's 13 ounces per hour for a 12 hour party so you better have 156 ounces of booze just for me. A US gallon is 128 ounces. :)
Just get everyone's weight and you should have no problems....OH WAIT....
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Date: 2006-12-15 11:16 pm (UTC)MATHS! *screams and runs* how about we just get twice as much as we expect, then double it then drink it all until we fall over?
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Date: 2006-12-16 05:25 am (UTC)I'm up for an IV myself, it's cheaper, faster and lab grade ethanol doesn't leave a hangover. :-P
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Date: 2006-12-15 10:44 am (UTC)*hands over the title of Tequila Pixie*
And you seriously need to shoot whoevers cooking rashers within 50 feet of you.
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Date: 2006-12-15 11:16 pm (UTC)I think I'm more a Baileys Elf.
Beloved wants to be a Rum Satyr
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Date: 2006-12-15 01:16 pm (UTC)Damnit I need wine coolers... /runs off to the store.
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Date: 2006-12-15 11:18 pm (UTC)And we have absinthe-y badness!
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Date: 2006-12-15 01:55 pm (UTC)Try to enjoy your day off, in the afternoon.
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Date: 2006-12-15 11:20 pm (UTC)I will sleep for it all. Yes, yes I did
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Date: 2006-12-15 11:21 pm (UTC)Awwww, the cure involves pills. I hate pills
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Date: 2006-12-16 02:37 am (UTC)Plus, if you cant take the pills but can stand the taste, crush them and add to water. Nasty, but gets the job done.
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Date: 2006-12-16 05:28 am (UTC)