Is this some sick twisted attempt at humour?

[sparkindarkness]

Ok, every morning there is a traffic jam on this road

Normally not severe, but for these few miles 20mph really is the max speed. If you're lucky. You will NEVER go faster than 30mph.

Let me repeat that NEVER faster than 30mph. It is like this for 2 hours.

The speed limit is 40mph.


SOOOOOO nice little policeman with his speed camera - what are you DOING?

Is this some kind of sick joke? Do you come here to taunt us with the promise of speed even though we all KNOW it is impossible?

Do you relish in our mounting frustration just coming to a head at the sight of that camera?

Are you righteously perpared to catch the motorist with the world's first flying car?

Has some mad bureaucrat who is flown everywhere in his private jet and never seen a traffic jam force this upon you? And if so, why have you not killed him?

Is there some other reason you are UTTERLY wasting your time on this?

Or do you need some quality haddock time?

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[semiotic-pirate.livejournal.com]

it seems to come earlier and earlier every year. this time they had the decorations out a couple weeks before halloween even. gah! I noticed on a special about thanksgiving (for the U.S.) on the history channel that Prez. Roosevelt (not the one with the big stick) pushed the holiday back a week to give commercial businesses more shopping time. gah. don't know why they botheres, now.

[sparkindarkness.livejournal.com]

I saw them beginning to creep in just after bonfire night - but then there's nothing else to concentrate on until Christmas - but it still annoys

Some people here actually have their Christmas ornaments up already! *STAB STAB STAB*