All nighters fun...

[sparkindarkness]

Watching TV 'till dawn with the ever flowing lake of caffein (and alcohol, but then wherever I am alcohol ois sure to follow - now I'm not an alcoholic who stashes, those guys are amateurs, it just sought of graviutates to me) using boyfriend as a blanket (though he gets more irritated when you kick him away when hot - but has better ideas on how to solve the problem... mmm... ice and metz...)

Anyway, the point - and issue with Friday the 13th, the second film. Girl and guy flirting and arranging *ahem* and intimate meeting. She runs off to get soemthing after much flirting, kissing etc. He waits for her.

Now all you heterosexuals, please explain the discrepency, 'cos I'm lost...

She went to get changed, now, yes I can see that, something seductive and salacious, right? No.

She changes her flimsy revealing blouse for... a big thick wooly pull-over.
She changes her short skirt for... a pair of thick, loose trousers.
She changes her black lacy knickers for... a pair of BROWN cotton ones, which frankly suggest acute diarrhea, not seduction.
She then washes her face (thereby removing all make up) and brushes away her curls making her hair a birds nest.

OK... explain people?

Comments

[sparkindarkness.livejournal.com]

Change her mind? But it was her idea?! She started it? What, you mean after settling into a happy relationship, women then go out of their way to look ugly? Is this one of those strange female compulsions to test their partner to destruction? *all confused*


Gah, this is one of the many reasons I'm glad I play for the other team.

[meridae.livejournal.com]

Rule Number One of the Universe: The woman retains the right to change her mind at any given point in time, even if she started it.

::grins::

[sparkindarkness.livejournal.com]

May I again reiterate my extreme happiness that I have no inclination to share room, board and bed with your gender. I have enough insanity thank you. :)

[meridae.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah, and like *guys* can't be just as fickle! At least women can blame it on their hormones - what's your excuse? :;grins::

[sparkindarkness.livejournal.com]

The dstandard excuse for my gender is "I'm a guy."

Which is basically a shorthand for the hormones -yeah you women get it once a month, but standard operating system for a guy is masses of testosterone. It's all the testosterone's fault!