Announcement to the radio stations

[sparkindarkness]

Ok, I've been patient. I put up with the R&B and the rap and tolerate endless reams of pop idol rubbish - but there are limits.

There is no reason to STILL be playing Will Young's insipid wailing. I've never known anyone who can SING a whine. The song came out, you played it - well done. Stop now. No, really, stop. You nearly caused me to cause a pile up as I leaped desperately for the radio to change it while driving in to work. Do you want to be responsible for all those deaths? Really, do you? Their blood will be on your hands DJs!

Don't make me loose the Hounds

Comments

[mrmeval.livejournal.com]

The cure is a HERF device.

[sparkindarkness.livejournal.com]

but won't that kill my radio? Bad emp-ness.

[mrmeval.livejournal.com]

Turn your radio OFF. Point device at offending jackass. It will easily go through glass or curtains but metal is a no-no. Turn on. It is more effective if you use a ferrite device to block the flow. This gives the capability to modulate the signal to 17 hz. Depending on the victims electronics this can blow most subwoofer speakers violently.

Of course this is a violation of federal law...dammit.
No I've not built one. I value my hide.