Dear World

Apr. 27th, 2006 02:24 pm
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Dear World

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGHGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

*stab**stab**stab**stab**stab**stab**stab**stab**stab**stab**stab**stab**stab**stab**stab**stab**stab**stab**stab**stab**stab**stab**stab**stab**stab**stab**stab**stab**stab**stab**stab**stab**stab**stab**stab**stab**stab**stab**stab**stab**stab**stab**stab**stab**stab**stab**stab**stab**stab**stab**stab**stab**stab**stab**stab**stab**stab**stab**stab**stab**stab**stab**stab**stab**stab**stab**stab**stab**stab**stab**stab*


That is all

Sparky

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Date: 2006-04-27 01:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] being-here.livejournal.com
See? This is what happens when you're without hounds and haddock.

Get replacements quick!

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Date: 2006-05-05 09:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sparkindarkness.livejournal.com
I don't know, this is wonderfully refreshing *stabby stabby* heee... I could get used to this *cackle*

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Date: 2006-04-27 01:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] girl-working.livejournal.com
*gives you robotic hounds until you can raise the Hounds, and wonders if a robotic shark would do? All out of robotic haddock...*

*toddles off to find a SiD -> English translator...*

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Date: 2006-05-05 09:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sparkindarkness.livejournal.com
A finely balanced robotic shark would do very well indeed - does it chomp when used to smack people?

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Date: 2006-04-27 01:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] theweaselking.livejournal.com


You need a kitten.

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Date: 2006-04-27 01:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ladydyani.livejournal.com
It looks like that poor kitten is being violated.

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Date: 2006-04-27 08:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rampagingturtle.livejournal.com
If ever there was a picture destined for www.stuffonmycat.com ...

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Date: 2006-04-28 12:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chris-baby.livejournal.com
This made my day! BWAHAHAHAHAHA! Where diddya find it?

Is it ok if I post it on my LJ? I think I'm in love...

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Date: 2006-04-28 12:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] theweaselking.livejournal.com
I don't mind if you repost it, but I'm not the original source. It came from a Russian guy who posted it to [livejournal.com profile] fauna_ru - I'm afraid that, since I don't speak Russian, I can't trace it any further back than that.

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Date: 2006-05-05 09:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sparkindarkness.livejournal.com
That is just wrong... in a really cute way:)

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Date: 2006-04-27 01:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tinimaus.livejournal.com
You were a sewing machine in a former life?

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Date: 2006-05-05 09:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sparkindarkness.livejournal.com
oooohhhh... think of how quickly i could stab then!

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Date: 2006-04-27 02:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ladydyani.livejournal.com
Sigh.

I feel the same way every morning when I get to work. I get through it by pushing all of my rage down into my stomach, and then seeing a doctor for the resulting ulcer.

Did Drunk!Boy come back in? Complain to Daddy about what a bully you were?

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Date: 2006-05-05 09:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sparkindarkness.livejournal.com
Sometimes the world just conspires against you and an orgy of violence is the only adequate way to express yourself

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Date: 2006-04-27 03:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] baranduyn.livejournal.com
Sparky? Honey? Did the hounds turn on you? Did the Mad Secretary decide to offer you up as the annual sacrifice at the Mad Secretaries Ball and Drumline Festival?

**whatever it is, it's way beyond the powers a nice cup of tea and a plate of biscuits to fix**

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Date: 2006-05-05 09:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sparkindarkness.livejournal.com
Nay, nothing is beyond the power of tea to fix! All hail tea! *leads tea cultists forward*

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Date: 2006-04-27 04:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] klgaffney.livejournal.com
ohhh dear? *leaves an offering of tea* *backs away slowly*

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Date: 2006-05-05 09:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sparkindarkness.livejournal.com
Tea!!! *falls on tea mumbling softly* Precious...

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Date: 2006-05-05 09:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sparkindarkness.livejournal.com
Oh, and that Icon is just perfect :)

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Date: 2006-04-27 05:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cally7.livejournal.com
Umm, would home made carrot cake be acceptable as a placatory offering?

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Date: 2006-05-05 09:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sparkindarkness.livejournal.com
Carrot cake or mass death?

Tea and cake or death?

Cake :)

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Date: 2006-04-28 12:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] maiafay.livejournal.com
I think whatever you're trying to stab...its dead now--and in pieces--and made an awful mess on the floor, which you now have to clean up--oh yeah, and it stained.


See what venting gets you?? Nothing but useless carnage. Be productive and at least run someone over...

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Date: 2006-05-05 09:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sparkindarkness.livejournal.com
Welll.... damn.

I'm going to call a cleaning service and if they can't fix it, they're going to get stabbed!

Eventually the stains will be cleaned up or I will drown.

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Date: 2006-04-28 06:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] meridae.livejournal.com
It occurs to me that you might be interested to know that 3 May is secretaries day. Undoubtedly Mad Secretary knows this and is preparing evil things for you if you fail to recognise this auspicious occassion suitably.

(Course, it may only be Secretaries Day in NZ . . . must remind my workmates).

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Date: 2006-05-05 09:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sparkindarkness.livejournal.com
Aye, thank you. my calendaer has been screaming it at me for some time. I suspect Secretary tampering...

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Date: 2006-04-28 07:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lightandashes.livejournal.com
...*meeps* *offers your comfort food/drink of choice* What happened, Sparky?

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Date: 2006-05-05 09:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sparkindarkness.livejournal.com
Badness. The world does not play nicely at times

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Date: 2006-04-28 12:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] girl-working.livejournal.com
Oh, if you have a moment cleaning up the blood, can you give any comments on how to START becoming a legal secretary? All the jobs want 6 months legal experience! Can do the secretary stuff, but...

Oh, and I'm going to assume for sanity's (what sanity?) sake that you're sacrificing the chickens to raise the Hounds and not murderising a client...

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Date: 2006-05-05 09:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sparkindarkness.livejournal.com
A legal secretary... I honestly am not sure. It's not my career path and I don't handle recruitment. I think some firms will take people on without experience.

It's the same trying to get the first law job, 90% of firms want experienced lawyers, not newbies.



Yes. Chickens. Yes, that will work....

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