Oh bugger

[sparkindarkness]

My hair tie just broke and I have no spare. My hair has gone nova.

I am going to have to work the rest of the day with HAIR!

I fear this may traumatise my clients.

And boss man will not accept 'hair emergency' as a valid reason for needing time off.

Comments

[oxfordgirl.livejournal.com]

Nova like Shepherd Book-level nova?

Photo!

[sparkindarkness.livejournal.com]

far more nova than that! We are in a whole new era of nova! The hair is free and taking over the world!!!!

[oxfordgirl.livejournal.com]

Photo damnit!!

[sparkindarkness.livejournal.com]

If they know what I look like the tribbles can hunt me down.

[sapphybelle.livejournal.com]

Oh god. I always carry spares in my bag just in case. I hate it when that happens -_-

[sparkindarkness.livejournal.com]

Usually i do. But I broke my spre last week d'oh

[sapphybelle.livejournal.com]

Your boss won't let you go for a break for 5 minutes to dash to the nearest corner store and buy hair ties? Damn.

[sparkindarkness.livejournal.com]

My crisis amuses him.

To be fair, the nearest oen that actually stocks them isn't that close.

[sapphybelle.livejournal.com]

Awww damn, well if any of your clients complain to him then remind him of that :-P

[sparkindarkness.livejournal.com]

That's my defence :) I think he wants to see what clients will freak

[ephemera.livejournal.com]

your hair's *got* to be long enough to plait and clip the end with a bulldog clip. Or to make into an ammusing bun using biros. Not that I've ever neaded to fix my hair using basic office supplies or anything...

[sparkindarkness.livejournal.com]

Bulldog clip?! We only have nasty metal evil ones.

BLASPHEMY!! *nurses hair* I won't let that happen to you darling...


A bun using biros? Lol, I think I can get soemthing chinesey going there

[goose-entity.livejournal.com]

oh, dear lord... I now have a mental image of you with Princess Leia buns...


*goes to find BraneBleach (TM)*

[klgaffney.livejournal.com]

oooh dear. *notlaughing!*

...okay, yes i am. =D

if he's silly enough to not let you do something about it, then i would take this as a sign that he WANTS the clients traumatised. *innocent?*

[sparkindarkness.livejournal.com]

Why yes, yes it is.

Clearly I must now exceed company expectations as the good employee I am and make sure no-one leaves my office without a shiny new cripplinmg mental condition!

[brownkitty.livejournal.com]

So what is The Hair's hourly rate for services above and beyond the normal call of duty?

[sparkindarkness.livejournal.com]

I think i should charge an extra 40% for the Hair.

[brownkitty.livejournal.com]

Use it as a spare space to stash a Hound or three?

(My hair doesn't go nova. Instead I get to deal with the Medusa thing.)

[sparkindarkness.livejournal.com]

Yes and with a shake of my head the Hounds will be unleashed!

[ladydyani.livejournal.com]

Give me a head with hair...
Long beautiful hair!

*dances*

[sparkindarkness.livejournal.com]

Yes, that is what Mad Secretary is singing. The Guardians will be joining in soon *headdesk*

[ladydyani.livejournal.com]

Shining, gleaming,
Streaming, flaxen, waxen

*really grooving now*

I gotta dig out that soundtrack.

[being-here.livejournal.com]

Furry lawyers are the best sort. You can use your shining locks to distract the opposition before you unleash you legal attack.

[sparkindarkness.livejournal.com]

sleek and shiny and curly more than furry :) I will dazzle them bewigged fools with my glossy locks.

[being-here.livejournal.com]

Hoorah! You could even arrange for sharp things to be attached to the end so's you could flick your hair and take out their eyes - it would save on the haddock.

[sparkindarkness.livejournal.com]

I think that would be banned as a wepaon of mass destruction

[being-here.livejournal.com]

I thought you lawyers were all about the legal loopholes?

[sparkindarkness.livejournal.com]

We tried but apparently "unless people are REALLY annoying" would set a dangerous precedent for the use of WMD

[being-here.livejournal.com]

Don't see why. Sound perfectly logical to me, and to be fair, most judges probably feel the same way

[sparkindarkness.livejournal.com]

the problem wiuth such a great loophole is that it may fall into the hands of idiots - something we must always be wary of

[being-here.livejournal.com]

But where are the idiots in the world today? We live in a time of such learning, and intelligence and purity - it's like a Golden Age... oh wait...

Point taken ;-)

[sethgraham.livejournal.com]

Not that I'm any expert with hair, but wouldn't braiding it work as long as you're not being too active?

Go cut your boss man's tie up for a nice ribbon.

[sparkindarkness.livejournal.com]

Probably. But it would require em to know how to braid :)

And to have a death wish

[meridae.livejournal.com]

He'll give you time off for hair emergencies when he realises that the Hair is sentient and is now eating the clients - eaten clients tend not to pay their bills.

[sparkindarkness.livejournal.com]

Ah, but we cna claim their bills from their estate :)

Don't worry,. my hair has eaten his secretary. He will relent.

[girl-working.livejournal.com]

Found you via elrohana... You do realise you have a tribble living on your head and must now be subjected to years of tests, right?

Try feeding it (not after midnight!) and see what happens...

[sparkindarkness.livejournal.com]

I tried but it eats research scientists.

And I can't risk it since the last time it consumed a chemist after midnight

[girl-working.livejournal.com]

Maybe it just wanted at the tasty chemicals all chemists must have strewn around their person?

(Sorry, now in silly mood after being asked at work if I was OK while reading your journal... I was /trying/ to stiffle the laughter...)

[sparkindarkness.livejournal.com]

The chemicals may make it flammable... or mutate.

NOOOOO.... I KNOW TOO MUCH I AM BEING POSESSED BY MY HAIR