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People around me can't decide why I aren't grossly overweight (it's called a gym :)). But at the same time they tried to have an anti-anorexia intervention on me. What madness I live with.

But I have healthy hot chocolate! Low calories and stuff so I can drink a vat of it.

b/f insert: But you put a scoop of chocolate ice cream in it because it didn't taste right. And you don't even LIKE chocolate!

The jar says healthy so it is :p And I don't - I like hot chocolate.

I also ate 3 servings of fruit (yay me).

b/f insert: since when? You are NOT counting that banana split with strawberry ice cream, surely? Where'd the third one come from?

Grapes. And they were fruit.

b/f insert: Liebfraumilch is wine. Not fruit

Fruit :p (I'm in a childish mood).


And coven mate came to stay:
WW (on phone): I'm dropping in your place to crash tonight
Me: Excellent aside WW's coming to cook for us!
B/f: Super excellent.
WW: HEY! I didn't say that.
Me: You're right. I'm sorry. We will cook for you while you're here.
WW: 0_o errrr... maybe I'll swing by Tescos on the way and get some groceries - you guys still buying exotics but no basics Ok, so we DO have teriyaki sauce and flavoured couscous but we never have bread and milk
Me: Yup.
WW: *sigh* I don't care what anyone says, you are both such total guys.

in the kitchen
Me: *takes shopping* pass the receipt, this is on me
WW: Too right it is!
B/f: Crunchy nut corn flakes, turkey, broccoli, chicken soup...?
WW: Yes, you have sherry and cheese, right?
B/f: Yessss....?
Me: This is for one meal?
WW: Yes.
B/f: you broke her. I knew you'd kill the last sane ones in your coven.
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