Dear World
Nov. 23rd, 2005 06:25 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
sparkindarknessDear World, Most especially that part of the world that is family to, colleague to or close fleshy friend to Sparkindarknesds
I feel I must address a terrible misconception you appear to have. It appears that you believe Sparkindarkness is a god or other omnicogniscent and omnipotent being. This is not the case. I realise how difficult it must be to be around someone who is that glorious, that witty and that well dressed, but no, Sparkindarkness is not deity.
It is therefore fruitless to continuously expect Sparkindarkness to perform miracles, answer any question no matter how obscure, or somehow bend time. Sparkindarkness is not an expert in every professional field, cannot fix any known item, no matter how broken and cannot make something out of nothing. Sparkindarkness does not know the answer to every question, cannot help you with every problem and most certainly does not have time to make everything in your life shiny.
It is important you remember this.
Yours Exhaustedly
Sparkindarkness.
P.S. If, despite this, you are still unable to accept that sparkindarkness is not a manifestation of deity, do remember that deity is wrathful and needs tribute or thou shalt face much smiting. Thank you and have a nice day.
I feel I must address a terrible misconception you appear to have. It appears that you believe Sparkindarkness is a god or other omnicogniscent and omnipotent being. This is not the case. I realise how difficult it must be to be around someone who is that glorious, that witty and that well dressed, but no, Sparkindarkness is not deity.
It is therefore fruitless to continuously expect Sparkindarkness to perform miracles, answer any question no matter how obscure, or somehow bend time. Sparkindarkness is not an expert in every professional field, cannot fix any known item, no matter how broken and cannot make something out of nothing. Sparkindarkness does not know the answer to every question, cannot help you with every problem and most certainly does not have time to make everything in your life shiny.
It is important you remember this.
Yours Exhaustedly
Sparkindarkness.
P.S. If, despite this, you are still unable to accept that sparkindarkness is not a manifestation of deity, do remember that deity is wrathful and needs tribute or thou shalt face much smiting. Thank you and have a nice day.
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Date: 2005-11-24 05:14 am (UTC)Did your Halloween story run off on you?
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Date: 2005-11-24 10:19 am (UTC)Ilatheril! Sitharensor! Explain yourselves!!! Bad muses! No leaving my head and battling Scottish property developers!
Ummm... I think I'll keep Darren and Rick in America... moving them to the UK might be a bad idea.
LOL, it's actually quite eerily funny.