Just to rub in a little salt

[sparkindarkness]

I wish to declare that I have finished ALL my Christmas shopping.

That's right, while everyone else is still battling the evil shops of doom with their eternally looped evil Christmas songs of insanity, running from booth to booth in freezing conditions, clutching three times their own weight in packages while being jostled by a near crowd disaster worth of people; I will be sat at home, snuggly warm, content with the pile of packages all ready.

So, while frost bitten, brusied, harried and your mind being slowly melted, do remember me in my blissful comfort :)

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[meridae.livejournal.com]

Bwahahaha . . I too have finished my Christmas shopping . . . and what's more, I live in NZ so MY Xmas shopping is done in the WARMTH of summer! Hahahahahah! In fact it was so NICE AND WARM while I was shopping today that I had an ice cold fruit smoothie when I was done!

::evil grin::

::neglects to mention the hail we had after the sun. Schizophrenic weather::

[sparkindarkness.livejournal.com]

We can both revel in the glory of being free from the curse of shopping.

Though I'm pagan - Yule's a seasonal celebration, not a fixed date, so I'd celebrate it in winter anyway :) but Xmas in Summer? that's just wrong! You need to be cold and it needs to be dark!

Maybe the schizo weather is trying to help?