We need a new vacuum cleaner
May. 25th, 2011 02:07 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
sparkindarknessSo on Monday I realise our vacuum cleaner is not working. It has decided to become therapy vacuum. It doesn't actually clean but it does make a reassuring noise to convince you that it is cleaning. After several days of running it over bits on the carpet, letting it buzz at them before pausing to pick them up myself I am resigned – the vacuum cleaner is broken.
No Beloved cries and he runs into action – changing filters, poking cyclones, checking tubes and doing all the things one is supposed to, scattering bits and dust everywhere in the process. Vacuum still does not work.
Having exhausted all logical pathways we naturally took our vacuum back to the shop because it's still under warranty.
HAH! No. Because that would be SENSIBLE
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No Beloved cries and he runs into action – changing filters, poking cyclones, checking tubes and doing all the things one is supposed to, scattering bits and dust everywhere in the process. Vacuum still does not work.
Having exhausted all logical pathways we naturally took our vacuum back to the shop because it's still under warranty.
HAH! No. Because that would be SENSIBLE
click on the blog to read the rest