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I may have corrupted Beloved into WoW

However, I also may have scared him off too.

Beloved: I have a WoW character!
Sparky: Really? I thought you said you’d never play WoW?
Beloved: I thought I’d try it… of course you have to help me
Sparky: *sigh* do I have to?
Beloved: Yes, come meet me in… Ratchett?
Sparky: Ratchett? Damn, why do you need help in the arse end of nowhere? *grumble* Get out of Kalimdor.
Beloved: I’m waaaaaaaiting.
Sparky: *annoying long period of travelling later* slow boats are slow. Yes yes they are. Damn rusty drake not workingh in Azeroth *grumble grumble*

Sparky: So where are you?
Beloved: Just west of the city.
Sparky: You know, this really is a terrible place to level, we’re in the middle of horde…
Beloved: DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!! MAUAHAHA!
Sparky:…
Beloved: Die Alliance! For the Horde!
Sparky: uh-huh.
Beloved: Uh… why aren’t you dying? 25 THOUSAND health, what…
Sparky: yeah *FLAMESHOCK*
Beloved: HEY!
Sparky: WoW lesson 1 my little noob. Level 9 Tauren warriors can’t gank level 80 Draenei shamans. Now go re-roll Alliance before I corpse camp you.
Beloved: What?
Sparky: *FROSTSHOCK*
Beloved: Stop it!

Yeah, I don’t see this hobby lasting. He’s already back in the garden.

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