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sparkindarknessThey want to spend more time with them
I do it to check up on him.
Sparky: *fishing around in Beloved's shopping bags. Finds a BOOK* OH no. No no NO.
Beloved: WHAT? *innocent face that tells you he knows he's guilty.*
Sparky: Feng Sui? No.
Beloved: What? It's just a book. It looked interesting
Sparky: Uh-huh. And you didn't intend to move all the furniture as a "surprise" for when I got home?
Beloved: Not all of it! I need your help with the heavy stuff.
Sparky: And that better not be an aquarium....
Gah I thought he was stuck on gardening as his enthusiasm du jour. I despair of my furniture. And he's going to go totally over the top, I'm going to be surrounded by so mnay water elements it's going to be like living in Sea World.
I swear, the man I married is like 10 years old
I do it to check up on him.
Sparky: *fishing around in Beloved's shopping bags. Finds a BOOK* OH no. No no NO.
Beloved: WHAT? *innocent face that tells you he knows he's guilty.*
Sparky: Feng Sui? No.
Beloved: What? It's just a book. It looked interesting
Sparky: Uh-huh. And you didn't intend to move all the furniture as a "surprise" for when I got home?
Beloved: Not all of it! I need your help with the heavy stuff.
Sparky: And that better not be an aquarium....
Gah I thought he was stuck on gardening as his enthusiasm du jour. I despair of my furniture. And he's going to go totally over the top, I'm going to be surrounded by so mnay water elements it's going to be like living in Sea World.
I swear, the man I married is like 10 years old