Sparky is not a morning person

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Sparky is also considering carpeting the kitchen. Sparky is also reminded to never let the coffee machine in upstairs study run out of coffee again.

Sparky's Feet: *in bedroom* hmmmm thick warm carpet
Sparky's Feet: *in Landing* hmmm snugly carpet
Sparky's Feet: *downstairs to hallway* warm and soft hmmmmmm
Sparky's Feet: *in kitchen* AAARGH! ICEBERG ICEBERG! RUN AWAY!!!!
Sparky: *glares at tiles* *is unable to leave hallway* Tiles. Cold.
Beloved: *watches with interest*
Sparky: *touches one foot to tiles* Tiles. Still. Cold. *removes foot*
Beloved: *giggles* Morning brain is frozen.
Sparky: *tries again* Tiles. Still Cold.
Beloved: *pokes Sparky*
Sparky: *Tries to bite. Misses*
Beloved: *holds up slippers* Maybe try these?
Sparky: *ignores* *tries again* Cooooold.
Beloved: Simple answer! Right here! *waves slippers*
Sparky: Yes - Beloved make coffee *wanders off where the carpet is squishy and warm*
Beloved: *throws slippers*