The war may have reached an early peace
Nov. 8th, 2009 01:21 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
sparkindarknessIt raged massively through the house.
There were preliminary blows last night with offensive use of ear worms and 80s music.
It began with an aggressive making of sandwiches (even bacon ones!), drinks etc without offering any to the other.
It was escalated by the wilful using of The Last Slice of Bread and the Last of the Coffee without getting/making fresh.
There was a brief, but bloody tussle over the central heating thermostat. And there was much freezing and baking by all.
There was an installing of annoying software on my computer. That Made Noise!
Which was countered by the dastardly disappearance of remotes throughout the house. Including one being installed in the cat’s tray.
There was the horrendous pyrrhic victory of moving essential commodities to high shelves which, in hindsight of both sides, was foolish since neither of us was tall enough to easily retrieve them
There was a hoovering while television was being watched.
There was the stereo when telephone calls where being made.
It was ugly.
Until the threat of Rule 34 was invoked. And yes, even the ability to listen - and sing along to - hours of Aqua. Truly, it has come to desperate measures that such WMD be invoked.
But peace has been offered and graciously accepted.
I have a full pot of coffee all to myself. Our finest, most ludicrously expensive coffee. With cinnamon and chicory and baileys and double cream and whipped cream and just a little Demerera sugar. Victory is mine.
So is take away pizza. The size of a dustbin lid. Life is good :)
There were preliminary blows last night with offensive use of ear worms and 80s music.
It began with an aggressive making of sandwiches (even bacon ones!), drinks etc without offering any to the other.
It was escalated by the wilful using of The Last Slice of Bread and the Last of the Coffee without getting/making fresh.
There was a brief, but bloody tussle over the central heating thermostat. And there was much freezing and baking by all.
There was an installing of annoying software on my computer. That Made Noise!
Which was countered by the dastardly disappearance of remotes throughout the house. Including one being installed in the cat’s tray.
There was the horrendous pyrrhic victory of moving essential commodities to high shelves which, in hindsight of both sides, was foolish since neither of us was tall enough to easily retrieve them
There was a hoovering while television was being watched.
There was the stereo when telephone calls where being made.
It was ugly.
Until the threat of Rule 34 was invoked. And yes, even the ability to listen - and sing along to - hours of Aqua. Truly, it has come to desperate measures that such WMD be invoked.
But peace has been offered and graciously accepted.
I have a full pot of coffee all to myself. Our finest, most ludicrously expensive coffee. With cinnamon and chicory and baileys and double cream and whipped cream and just a little Demerera sugar. Victory is mine.
So is take away pizza. The size of a dustbin lid. Life is good :)