Boooooooze
Oct. 2nd, 2009 10:39 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
sparkindarknessSparky is drunk
Very drunk. There was wine. There was cidre. Or possibly cider. Maybe both. There was coffee liqeuer which may or may not be spelled correctly. We may need another "e". Or 1 less. There was a nice cocktail called "Low Blow" that caused Beloved and I no small amount of fun both in the giggly way and in the naughty way (Beloved remains gorgeous, sexy and insanely cute. Honestly, I know I'm unsuited to the polyamorous lifestyle simply because I am so in to this guy. (But I'd totally still do Elijah Wood and Orlando Bloom. Just because).
And there's STILL rum. Rum and orange juice, rum and coke, rum and red bull, rum and... green stuff? Pretty green stuff. Is shiny. I like the green stuff. And apple sours. Which looks like the green stuff but are different. Very different. They almost hurt but are oh-so-good which means they are KINKY booze. Which is good. And it needs ice. But not the booze ice in the sexy shapes. The other ice. Shiny.
And this is because I am 28 on Sunday. I don't do birthdays and don't do well on them. No, no I don't. I would angst but there's these shiny apple sour thingies that want to play. With the ice. The non-sexy-but-shiny ice. And they are nommy. And Beloved has filled my glass again.
And I'm totally going to hit him because he's pouring me a drink for every grey hair he can find. Which is bad, but means much booze. Which is good. Silly Beloved, he confuses me.
Very drunk. There was wine. There was cidre. Or possibly cider. Maybe both. There was coffee liqeuer which may or may not be spelled correctly. We may need another "e". Or 1 less. There was a nice cocktail called "Low Blow" that caused Beloved and I no small amount of fun both in the giggly way and in the naughty way (Beloved remains gorgeous, sexy and insanely cute. Honestly, I know I'm unsuited to the polyamorous lifestyle simply because I am so in to this guy. (But I'd totally still do Elijah Wood and Orlando Bloom. Just because).
And there's STILL rum. Rum and orange juice, rum and coke, rum and red bull, rum and... green stuff? Pretty green stuff. Is shiny. I like the green stuff. And apple sours. Which looks like the green stuff but are different. Very different. They almost hurt but are oh-so-good which means they are KINKY booze. Which is good. And it needs ice. But not the booze ice in the sexy shapes. The other ice. Shiny.
And this is because I am 28 on Sunday. I don't do birthdays and don't do well on them. No, no I don't. I would angst but there's these shiny apple sour thingies that want to play. With the ice. The non-sexy-but-shiny ice. And they are nommy. And Beloved has filled my glass again.
And I'm totally going to hit him because he's pouring me a drink for every grey hair he can find. Which is bad, but means much booze. Which is good. Silly Beloved, he confuses me.