Randomness be disturbing my reading!

Sparky: *is reading peacefully being left alone*

Beloved and Totally Straight Friend: *sneak sneak*

Sparky: You’re being quiet. That means you are plotting something. Cease and desist at once.

Beloved: *innocent face*

Sparky: Oh, now I know you’re up to something.

TSF: *also innocent face*.

Sparky: Now I’m worried…

Beloved: TICKLE POUNCE leap*

Sparky: AAAAAAAAAAAARGH
Beloved: Get his legs!

TSF: *leap*

Sparky: Let me gooooo!

Beloved: he is super ticklish on his ribs!

TSF: AHA!

Sparky: nooooo

Beloved: Pin him *wrassles*

TSF: *more wrassling*

There is a wrassling and mussing of clothes

Other Eccentric Friend: *walks in* oh. Am I interrupting anything? Or can I watch?

Sparky: Get them offf meeeeee!

TSF: no, we’re good

Beloved: enjoy the show

OEF: I see *walks to wardrobe and looks inside oh,* he’s not here

Sparky: Who?

OEF: TSF, I was looking for him in the closet.

Beloved: Nah he’s out of the closet.

TSF: huh? HEY. Why does everyone think I’m gay?

Beloved: No clue *pokes TSF where he is leaned against his chest*

Sparky: I cannot possibly imagine *tries to find more comfortable position draped across TSF thighs and abdomen*

OEF: Could be the rolling around on a bed with gay guys. Shouldn’t you guys be shirtless by now, and can you pause while I get a webcam?

Beloved: I’m shirtless! Help me with his buttons…

TSF: You are bad bad people…

Sparky: This is known. What have you done with my ereader?