*swims uphill against the tide*

It occurs to me I may be too well informed *looks at huge mounds of information I need to delve through* This is made more difficult by my expanding cheesy-dvd collection and my shiny shiny books. I sit at the computer and they calllll to me.

And of course, New Year's Eve is tomorrow so I need to start drinking tonight to make a significant dent on our booze cabinet.

But we had a Turducken. And we still have one left. Turducken rock. Envy my turduckeny goodness.

Also, the nice dustman who collects our recycling may be booking us both in for an Alcoholic's Anonymous meeting. There weren't THAT many bottles.

Well, yes yes there were. But... nah I got nothing

There were many family members, which apparently I'm supposed to be happy and thankful about. *examines family tree and considers chain saw*.

I need a holiday to recover from this holiday. And more booze.