And in the "By all that is holy how can you be that stupid category?!"

Me: *reaches for drink*
Brother: NOOO! *snatches bottle* DON'T drink that!
Me: There's not THAT much sugar in it, thank you *snarks*
Brother: It's chemical from work *in a tone of voice that suggests this should be obvious*
Me: *blink* waaait? Let me get this straight, correct me if I'm wrong... but you have decided it's a GREAT idea to put INDUSTRIAL STRENGTH CLEANING CHEMICALS in a bottle marked "Apple Tango" and leave said bottle in the KITCHEN?!
Brother: Where else do you put cleaning stuff?
Me: I fear for our shared genetics.