Last Monday saw me heading off to London.

Now, I have a kind of love/hate relationship with the capital. In some ways I love every second of it - the city is just FULL. I think it would be polite if all Londoners left London when I wanted to visit, maybe we could have them bussed to Cornwall or Dorset? Lots of open space, they’ll all fit.

I love the place, but Londoners stress me. I always get the impression that they’re all desperately desperately late because they’re all in such a freaking hurry. Then again, maybe that’s just the hurry to get INSIDE and AWAY from the 90 billion squillion other people all trying to insert their elbows into sensitive body areas.


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