Teh good, teh evil and teh musical.

I am in happy happy music heaven because I have shiny new Bat out of Hell 3 (shows how many shiny things I got for Christmas that I forgot all about it - oooooh shiny-gasm) I will now listen to it and be transported to new levels of ecstacy. Yes, yes I will.


I think I have time to listen to it now since beloved has left the house with many weapons. He has just discovered that Westlife have had the audacity to cover "Total Eclipse of the Heart." While I'm not the biggest Bonnie Tyler fan in the world (though every playing makes it grow on me. Kind of like fungus) even I am stunned by the evil of this.

I think he is going to try and hunt them down. If he cannot find them, I think he may be praying to the gods to destroy Ireland - apparently their offences have reached a level of sin that only the divine destruction of the entire nation could possibly remove their stain. While such reasoning appeals, I will hold back since I am reminded that Jade Goodie is English.

ooooh, my case load has TREBLED!

But it's all work in my specialties - family and criminal, so it's all good.

Y'know, there's something about the Christmas period that sends the violence, theft and domestic breakdown levels through the roof.


I think a special prize for scum goes to all those oh-so-nice people who decided that house-breaking and Christmas present stealing is a profitable enterprise - extra slaps to the nice guy who did this on Christmas Eve. Stealing kids' presents and trashing the house in the early hours of Christmas morning? Class. Real Class.

Anger management prize goes to the gentleman who managed to assault 4 traffic wardens, 2 shop employees and 3 security guards - on largely seperate occasions. See, leaving your Christmas shopping until the 23rd of December is NEVER a good idea

And the sheer amazement prize goes to the nice lady who has an assault, battery and actual ABH charge against her for brutally attacking people with a turkey. An actual roast turkey.

I am waiting to see which ones suck the most or whether they will all just amuse me.