Ah, credit cards

Between me and the beloved one:

R: Hey honey, you remember yesterday...
Me: yes, oh best beloved?
R: You were rather drunk...
Me: I prefer the term "merry," but yes?
R: You didn't happen to go on Amazon did you?
Me: uuuuh... maybe?
R: *sigh* we've talked about this. Alcohol and credit cards don't mix!
Me: It's not that bad.
R: Really? "La Noche de la Bruja Muerta"? Don't you already have that book? But in English?
Me: Kim Harrison? Yes...
R: Then why do you want a Spanish copy?
Me: There'll be a good reason for it.
R: Such as?
Me: How should I know? I'm sober now! Get me a drink and I'll tell you