Release the Hounds!

Ok, the Hounds are growling and the haddock is prepared, for this is beginning to annoy.

To myriad clients who should all know better – I am aware that I am of somewhat tender years compared to many and I realise that many people when they think of lawyers think of large men in their 50s in serious grey suits with serious glasses and serious expressions and serious bills.

However fondly held this stereotype may be for you, reign yourself to the following facts: a) I do not fit your ridiculous mental image and most lawyers don’t and; b) this doesn’t make me any less of a lawyer. Treat me with the same respect as you would the dusty old lawyer of yester year or you will soon be making close acquaintance with a wet fish of my choice.

To help you avoid an abrupt piscine incident I have a few guidelines that you would be advised to remember:

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