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The next client who enters this building and comments on the heat in any way shape or form is going to be fed to the Hounds on general principles.
We know its hot. We get to stay in this baking suntrap with windows that open about 3 inches, no air conditioning and no fans all day.
AND we’re wearing suits. Shits (long sleeved), ties, dress trousers and JACKETS (alright, we dropped the jackets). We’re lawyers, we’re not allowed to dress down because of piffling little problems like the weather or heat exhaustion (actually we did have causal days once but they were cancelled because we kept showing up in fancy dress. Long story). The judges will eat us. Do NOT sit opposite me in your halter tops or vests or t-shirts and shorts and whine about the heat.
I’ve had to dump my haddock supplies because they’re rotting in the heat – but if any of you remind me that it’s going to be this hot through to Wednesday while actually GRINNING at us I am going to dig out one of the rotten things just to slap you with.
We know its hot. We get to stay in this baking suntrap with windows that open about 3 inches, no air conditioning and no fans all day.
AND we’re wearing suits. Shits (long sleeved), ties, dress trousers and JACKETS (alright, we dropped the jackets). We’re lawyers, we’re not allowed to dress down because of piffling little problems like the weather or heat exhaustion (actually we did have causal days once but they were cancelled because we kept showing up in fancy dress. Long story). The judges will eat us. Do NOT sit opposite me in your halter tops or vests or t-shirts and shorts and whine about the heat.
I’ve had to dump my haddock supplies because they’re rotting in the heat – but if any of you remind me that it’s going to be this hot through to Wednesday while actually GRINNING at us I am going to dig out one of the rotten things just to slap you with.