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MY suit! she hurt my suit!
Jun. 28th, 2006 10:32 amDear lady who felt the need to roar into a parking space at speeds that even Schumacher would hesitate at. Yes, the lady who charged in as fast as possible and slammed the breaks on at the last minute; yes, the lady who was going so fast she didn’t even see that there was someone stood in the parking spot - well done lady, you just hit a lawyer. Sucks to be you.
You should have killed me while you had the chance *dramatic gestures of revenge*
It’s not like the car park wasn’t EMPTY given it was the middle of the night (though kudos for trying to park under a street light - kudos removed for not seeing the guy who was stood UNDER A STREET LIGHT) so you had to rush to secure a spot and push all obstacles away.
Extra minus points for driving a damn 4X4 - unless you’re into off roading, there is really no need for these petrol guzzling, road hogging pedestrian killing monstrosities.
She was only parking, even if stupidly, so methinks the worst I have are bruises - but she got my suit dirty!
For this she must pay.
You should have killed me while you had the chance *dramatic gestures of revenge*
It’s not like the car park wasn’t EMPTY given it was the middle of the night (though kudos for trying to park under a street light - kudos removed for not seeing the guy who was stood UNDER A STREET LIGHT) so you had to rush to secure a spot and push all obstacles away.
Extra minus points for driving a damn 4X4 - unless you’re into off roading, there is really no need for these petrol guzzling, road hogging pedestrian killing monstrosities.
She was only parking, even if stupidly, so methinks the worst I have are bruises - but she got my suit dirty!
For this she must pay.