I'm late, I'm late, I know

I'm late on the So Fae faerie challenge. Nearly done! Honest!

And I'm late on home_of_ushers faerie magic!

This is soooooo not my fault!

I've been bought Incubus Dreams (it is not porn... Damn, Ok, this one pretty much is porn) and Vampire the Masquerade Bloodlines.

How can ANYONE write in these conditions?