Mini Angel Snipet - because I woke with it in my dreams

"Bloody hellfire!" There was a brief rumble of thunder across heaven. "Ooops. SORRY! What happened down there?!"

"Earthquake I think, possibly a hurricane."

"How come I got to do it, this isn't my jurisdiction! It's in my contract 'no natural disaster zones'"

"Yeah, well Mikalizel has locked himself in his office and isn't coming out."

"Hey, he's got an office? How come he gets and office and all I get is a bloody cubical?"

"Speak to boss man, not me. You going to fix this or bitch?"

"Alright, pass me the megaphone. LISTEN UP YOU GUYS! CAN ALL CHRISTIANS PLEASE RAISE YOUR HANDS. WHAT? YES THAT INCLUDES CATHOLICS. AND MORMONS. What? Oh. SORRY, CHURCH OF LATTER DAY SAINTS. AND LUTHERANS. ANGLICANS, YES... LOOK, I'M NOT STANDING HERE AND RECITING THEM ALL, JUST PUT YOUR BLOODY HANDS UP!"

"What, he's not Christian!"

"I am, you splitter!"

"Heretic!"

"Heathen! We are the only true Christians!"

"That's it. Get me another bottle, Ranael, it's going to be a long day."

"We've got the Moslems to do next."

"Make it a big bottle."

Country thing

Country's I've vistied. Actually, it's depressing... I was so well travelled, why have I stopped? There's a whole world out there... I need to do some moving.



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