WENT TO SEE RETURN OF RTHE KING - no spoilers (not reallY)

Through the cold and the snow... *shudder*

Have any of you not seen it? You mena you haven't?!

GO! Go now! I don't care if you have Christmas shopping to do, the season of goodwill can wait! Get otu there and run! Not showing this second? Then storm the place and make them show it! Granny walking too slowly in front of you making you wait terrible seconds before you get to see the glory? No time for niceness - trample the biddy into the concrete - you cannot be stopped!

WHAT ARE YOU DOING STILL READING THIS?! GO!!!!!

*ahem* For those who have already seen it and don't need to stampede over old ladies, I will report just one conversation we had during the film for fear of spoilers:

Me: *enraptured by film* *oblivious to all but film*
Me: *suddenly feels hand clench in hair* Ow! wha-?
B/f: *oozingly polite tone* You seem very absorbed...
Me: Course! It's amazing... let go...
B/f: This wouldn't have anything to do with saaaaay... Elijah Wood with his shirt off would it?
Me: Errr... no? OW! Ok, no, no, it's an amazing film is all!
B/f: REEEAAAAALLLLLY?
Me: YES! Honest! Let go!
B/f: Ok... *loosens grip* but you mutter "yummy" again and I'm throttling you.

He's completely irrastional. Yes. Of course.