The Friday five because they made me search for the answers

Cos I didn't know, and found that worrying...

1. Name five things in your refrigerator.
Hmmm... cheese. More cheese... wow we got a lot of cheese. 6 bottles of various alcohol (oh gods this doesn't look good) vodka jelly, cream, and some errr... blue stuff. *prods blue stuff* Are you supposed to eat it or drink it?

2. Name five things in your freezer.
*opens freezer* wow, must be the first time in a century. Ice. Oooh, lots and LOTS of ice... we need to defrost this thing BADLY. Frozen pizzas. Alcohol ice. A feather duster, for some reason. Aha! Health food, some sprouts.

3. Name five things under your kitchen sink.
*opens cupboard* bleach. We've cornered the market in bleach. Handcuffs. A length of hosepipe. A remote controlled car. And a big box of cleaning products (we grab stuff out of it at random, assuming it'll work on the right thing)

4. Name five things around your computer.
Mountains of paper. Three books I'm reading right now (Colour of Magic, Order of the Phoenix, Winter's Heart), a hairbrush, 11 candles and a pentacle.

5. Name five things in your medicine cabinet.
Herbs, lotsa herbs. Some paracetamol. Some lube. A law book I've been looking for for days, that's where the bugger was and enough cotton wool to bury a Scotsman.


I have come to the conclusion that we are BAD at the domestic thing.

I am writing again

Unfortunately I'm wiritng fanfic *gasp* no, it's not going to become a habit, I don't do fanfic and this one, while it wasn't that bad, felt weird, kinda like wearing someone else's clothes.

Anyway, I remember having a convo with someone on journal (and clearly the alcohol is earting my brain because I can't find that post so I don't know who it was with, and I'd greatly appreciate the perpetrator coming forward before I start the man hunt) about Anne McCaffrey pern books, and how so many people had slashed it. Then realised, despite everyone I know ASSUMING it had been slashed to death, none of us could actually think of any McCaffrey slash. Beyond being a disturbing indication fo the power of assumption, it made me decide to write some, just to prove it had been slashed to deathn. So there.

So here's some dragon rider slash. Naturally Ms. McCaffrey holds copywrite, based in Benden Weyr at the time of the weird falling thread (which should mean something to Pern readers, I hope).

Oh, and in other news, after much beta'ing I am sending some fic off to Toquere press. Wish me luck!

( Fanfic, the one and only )