Two posts in the same week? Surely not!

Had an absolutely horrible day, so can;t be held responsible for the quality of this. I wanted to write some random smut to make me feel better - after all that's all my boys have been throwing out for ages...

But nooooooo... NOW they have to advance plot.

Rick: You complaining? It could have been worse, Darren could've taken over and angsted you into suicide.

Darren: *glares* we are not your whores to have sex just for your amusement.

Rick: Wouldn't that make us porn stars? Cool. I gotta think of a name now!

Darren: I refuse to be treated like this!

Rick: Max Wood? Nah...

Darren: We are not sex objects!

Rick: Hey, wait! I am!

Darren: *glare* Rick, I refuse to sleep with a sex object.

Rick: *leer* oooh, what are you gonna do with one then?

Darren: You're not helping.

Me: Does he ever? *sigh*



( Issue 7, quite short really. I'm sure there was supposed to be more... Rick's PoV again )