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His Most Excellent Majesty King Sparky the Eternally Amused read the papers through for the fourth time. He still didn’t understand them. Why would ANYONE expect him to illegalise adultery? It was ridiculous, they didn’t seriously expect him to but the law into people’s personal relationships like this? The moralisers would be the death of him.
He smiled in sudden recollection, the Same-sex marriage bill was due to pass soon. He wrote a quick memo to his chief advisor and personal assistant, Lady Luna the Extremely Eccentric to speed the passing of the bill to tomorrow, parliamentary process be damned, and make a general announcement that the king did not give a fuck who the people were fucking so long as everyone was having a fucking good time. In exactly those words.
It was then that his next appointment was shown in. The extremely moral religious leader was apparently not happy about a children’s book. Very unhappy indeed. His Majesty King Sparky sighed as the tirade flew over him until a word caught his ear. He wished these books to be burned...
His Most Excellent Majesty responded decisively and pressed a button on his desk. Within seconds the Lady Luna the Extremely Eccentric entered the room. “Your haddock, sire.” She murmured presenting him with the ceremonial Fish of Stupid Vanquishing.
The next few minutes could be considered not especially constructive but they were immensely satisfying and Lady Luna was sure to capture a few pictures for the author of the book to use as picture inserts for her next book.
His Most Excellent Majesty King Sparky the Eternally Amused read the papers through for the fourth time. He still didn’t understand them. Why would ANYONE expect him to illegalise adultery? It was ridiculous, they didn’t seriously expect him to but the law into people’s personal relationships like this? The moralisers would be the death of him.
He smiled in sudden recollection, the Same-sex marriage bill was due to pass soon. He wrote a quick memo to his chief advisor and personal assistant, Lady Luna the Extremely Eccentric to speed the passing of the bill to tomorrow, parliamentary process be damned, and make a general announcement that the king did not give a fuck who the people were fucking so long as everyone was having a fucking good time. In exactly those words.
It was then that his next appointment was shown in. The extremely moral religious leader was apparently not happy about a children’s book. Very unhappy indeed. His Majesty King Sparky sighed as the tirade flew over him until a word caught his ear. He wished these books to be burned...
His Most Excellent Majesty responded decisively and pressed a button on his desk. Within seconds the Lady Luna the Extremely Eccentric entered the room. “Your haddock, sire.” She murmured presenting him with the ceremonial Fish of Stupid Vanquishing.
The next few minutes could be considered not especially constructive but they were immensely satisfying and Lady Luna was sure to capture a few pictures for the author of the book to use as picture inserts for her next book.
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Date: 2007-04-18 01:32 am (UTC)Such clarity is an admirable quality in an absolute (but benevolent) dictator :)
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Date: 2007-04-18 09:05 pm (UTC)