Random clubbing reports

[sparkindarkness]

So I stirred my hermit self out last night for much fun and extra snark, straight pubs and gay clubs, all is good :)

And we got to break a straight boy, which is always fun :)

F (my wonderful, big breasted female friend and coven mate): *paws at her cleavage* Hmmm, do you think that I have something there, Sparky?
Me: In what way? *sticks head in cleavage*
F: There *indicates, parts clothing some more*
Me: *stares, gets closer* hmm, I don’t see anything.
F: Is it a lump? Can you feel it?
Me: *hand in cleavage, prod grope squeeze* I don’t think so
f: No further down
Me: *more prodding, squeezing and rubbing* still no
F: Compare it with the other one
Me: *more prodding and squeezing* I really don’t feel anything
F: Sure?
Me: *more prodding of both breasts* Sure, maybe you’d better get them checked just in case if you feel it
T (male straight friend who is watching with jaw on table): guh, you guys are just EVIL.

Her cleavage is totally wasted on me :)

Comments

[ladydyani.livejournal.com]

Haha! You've just pointed out the reason straight girls go to gay bars. We can dance will all of the men we want, and they don't stare at our jumblies all night.

That and we get to watch hot shirtless guys dance and make out.

[ladyhelen.livejournal.com]

*chuckle* You total bastard ;)

[ladyhelen.livejournal.com]

I should say you total *lucky* bastard ;)

[zero_pixel_count]

From the description? You're right. Terrible waste.

What? I am rather fond of cleavage. I mean, guys are all very well, but...

Ok, I reckon it's the time of year. Summer is for hot guys without shirts; winter for hot girls and cleavage. This is my theory and I'm sticking to it.

[meridae.livejournal.com]

On the otherhand, it's always good to have a coven mate you can rely on to help you check for lumps. You just don't get many friends like that these days ::nodnod::

I thought alcohol was supposed to put you to sleep? Cos I'm wide awake and zinging and I want to sleeeeep. Maybe I didn't drink enough. Or maybe it didn't combine well with the antidepressants.

[only-playing.livejournal.com]

I agree soooo much with this comment!

[sparkindarkness.livejournal.com]

yep, we get a fair few straight women in gay bars because it's safe and peaceful :)

[sparkindarkness.livejournal.com]

But I'm goooood at it :)

[sparkindarkness.livejournal.com]

meh, the jiggly bits have no power over me, but breaking people is fun :)

[ladydyani.livejournal.com]

Um. I'm not sure I'd use peaceful in the description. It's not exactly a relaxing kind of place. At least the ones I know about aren't. Most have super loud techno, and hot sweaty gyrating men all over the place.

Hang on. I just drooled on my keyboard a little.

[ladydyani.livejournal.com]

But yes, I consider it safe. Hubby would probably get upset with me if I danced like that with that many guys in a straight bar.

[sparkindarkness.livejournal.com]

Heartbreaking waste :) all those jigglies going to waste

Seasonal bi-ness :)

[sparkindarkness.livejournal.com]

quality lump checkers are essential

Hmmm, clearly the problem here is.... NOT ENOUGH ALCOHOL! *plys and corrupts*

[sparkindarkness.livejournal.com]

Well, I wouldn't say peaceful as in a place you can sit down and sleep or rest - but a place where you don't have to be as on guard? Peaceful in that sense


Some of the clubs are like that, some are closer to pubs. But I like the hot sweaty techno as well *drool*

[sparkindarkness.livejournal.com]

and straight guys don't get their shirts off as easily either :)

[zero_pixel_count]

Ah well. Not like there's a shortage...

That's me. I blame the builders. All that fresh air and excercise, and then they take their shirts off...

...whereas winter is definately for complicated corsetry, those things need support damnit...

[sparkindarkness.livejournal.com]

ooooh I love summer builders *happy thoughts*

[klgaffney.livejournal.com]

see, that's the sucky part of being a gender indifferent sexual opportunist, nobody in their right mind trusts you with ANYthing jiggly. *sulk* i don't get to grope cleavage--hell, i can't even grope my own. bastard.

[sparkindarkness.livejournal.com]

awww, the jigglies not playing nice with you?

But, then, people may just fear the aura of chaos approaching their jiggly bits?

[(Anonymous)]

This is true for the most part. Because it is true for the most part it is all the more disconcerting to have one's tit randomly groped in a gay club. I spent the rest of that night wondering, "But WHY????"

[cosmorific.livejournal.com]

Had I any cleavage whatsoever, I would totally do that with my gay male friends. FOR GREAT JUSTICE.

[cosmorific.livejournal.com]

Because although not sexually interested in them, gay men find breasts fascinating, or so I'm told.

[sparkindarkness.livejournal.com]

I second that why and raise it a huh? Maybe the jigglies are all powerful

[sparkindarkness.livejournal.com]

For JUSTICE! {/amelia}

Oh dear, Darren is going to kill me now *flees*

[cosmorific.livejournal.com]

Aww, I love Amelia, with her little Justice Otaku self!