Dear radio people
Aug. 24th, 2006 06:34 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
sparkindarknessYes, Paolo Natini is new. Well done you've played his song.
Now kindly ignore him and return to Sandi Thom. He is perhaps the epitome of BLAH. He manages to make even boybands seem unique and edgy. His voice is nothing special. His style has been done a hundred times before (and better). His song has neither great lyrics, beat, tune or ANYTHING. Sparky has spoken. Sparky has judged. Don't make Sparky send in the secretary.
Oh and it has been AGES since Will Young released anything (thank you gods). So WHY are you still inflicting his insipid wailing upon me? You are wasting valuable Sandi Thom time.
And if you are playing James Blunt (and I approve if you are) please refrain from playing "3 wise men" and play "Goodbye my lover" it is better. Again Sparky has spoken.
And do not play Paris Hilton. She cannot sing. This is known by everyone in the western world. If you must play the music of blonde women who sell themselves on their looks then play Shakira's "Hips don't lie" which Sparky approves of but wishes she would have found a better person to sing it with her.
And you may play Infernal's "From Paris to berlin" and Paltow's "Everyone's going to war" because I like them despite myself and despite the excessive cheese factor of both, so I may as well listen to them until the aversion therapy kicks in.
Heed the words of Sparky. He has a loaded Secretary and is not afraid to use her.
Side note to beloved. I am supposed to be the crazed rock-opera/heavy ballad fan (or whatever group meat loaf fits into - I just like that 80s HUGENESS). You are supposed to like annoying teenybopper rubbish. Now while I am glad that my good influence is rubbing off on you, however, if you keep playing Bonnie Tyler I WILL have to hurt you and not in a good way
Now kindly ignore him and return to Sandi Thom. He is perhaps the epitome of BLAH. He manages to make even boybands seem unique and edgy. His voice is nothing special. His style has been done a hundred times before (and better). His song has neither great lyrics, beat, tune or ANYTHING. Sparky has spoken. Sparky has judged. Don't make Sparky send in the secretary.
Oh and it has been AGES since Will Young released anything (thank you gods). So WHY are you still inflicting his insipid wailing upon me? You are wasting valuable Sandi Thom time.
And if you are playing James Blunt (and I approve if you are) please refrain from playing "3 wise men" and play "Goodbye my lover" it is better. Again Sparky has spoken.
And do not play Paris Hilton. She cannot sing. This is known by everyone in the western world. If you must play the music of blonde women who sell themselves on their looks then play Shakira's "Hips don't lie" which Sparky approves of but wishes she would have found a better person to sing it with her.
And you may play Infernal's "From Paris to berlin" and Paltow's "Everyone's going to war" because I like them despite myself and despite the excessive cheese factor of both, so I may as well listen to them until the aversion therapy kicks in.
Heed the words of Sparky. He has a loaded Secretary and is not afraid to use her.
Side note to beloved. I am supposed to be the crazed rock-opera/heavy ballad fan (or whatever group meat loaf fits into - I just like that 80s HUGENESS). You are supposed to like annoying teenybopper rubbish. Now while I am glad that my good influence is rubbing off on you, however, if you keep playing Bonnie Tyler I WILL have to hurt you and not in a good way