Ok... because it apparently is not entirely obvious

[sparkindarkness]

I am a guy - male, that is.

Now I must go dress terribly, watch some sport and get drunk to reaffirm my poor tattered masculinity *nurses masculinity*

Comments

[sparkindarkness.livejournal.com]

I know - and power tools? What is the fascination with power tools?

Of course watching sports - so long as they involve shorts or speedos, isn't a bad thing.

[tinimaus.livejournal.com]

I know - and power tools? What is the fascination with power tools?

Erm, nothing. Power tools are ded dull. Don't know why anyone would want them and, like, own two drills, a circular saw, a jigsaw, an angle grinder and assorted other bits *sidles inconspicuously in front of her massive tool box*.

[sparkindarkness.livejournal.com]

I don't see why anyone needs anything more than an axe. The second best tool in the world, it does everything you could ever want

[tinimaus.livejournal.com]

My SO used to work in a big chemical plant before he saw the light an got a degree, and they used to refer to a big hammer as a 10 pound micro adjuster. Very handy, especially if something refused to calibrate. "Ah, we'll have to change that, it's broken." "No, it's not." *WHACK* "Yes, it is."

Now I want an axe.

[sparkindarkness.livejournal.com]

It's broken, we get to replace it :)

I find an axe can do anything including laundry. You go, find someone who can perform said task, threaten them with the axe. Task is performed. Can there be a more useful tool?

[tinimaus.livejournal.com]

Your reasoning is fantastic. You must be a devil in the courtroom.

[sparkindarkness.livejournal.com]

Heh, thank you

[ladydyani.livejournal.com]

Although, a broadsword can come in handy.

[sparkindarkness.livejournal.com]

I tend to look at them as performing the same task

[sparkindarkness.livejournal.com]

that job being essential squishing

[sethgraham.livejournal.com]

I don't know, I'm terrified of power tools. I'm not the most coordinated guy ever, and I'm certain I'd lose limbs if I took up power tools.


Well, I'm not quite as appreciative of the male body as you are, so I don't really get my kicks from guys in shorts and speedos. I do have to say I'm a huge fan of soccer, and I love watching it on tv.