Bad brain. No cookie.

[sparkindarkness]

Amazon has sent me spam (solicited spam, so I won't bitch). It is entitled:

"Top Toys for under £10"

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Bad brain. BAAAAD.

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No, it's not, I lied

[colubra.livejournal.com]

IMMEDIATELY after hitting enter on the above entry, I was reminded of the existence of a local charity that donates new toys to families in need at Christmas time, so that the kids actually get a Christmas gift.

It's called 'Toys for Tots'.

Now I'm imagining 'Toys for Tops'.

Re: No, it's not, I lied

[sparkindarkness.livejournal.com]

I would so give to that charity.

We could give Honor Blackman her eternal role as charity sales person:

"Do you know that around the country today, hundreds of tops live without a single whip to their name? Well now you can help! Just £4 a month buys a top a pair of handcuffs and studded paddle that will last for years..."