Bad brain. No cookie.

[sparkindarkness]

Amazon has sent me spam (solicited spam, so I won't bitch). It is entitled:

"Top Toys for under £10"

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Bad brain. BAAAAD.

Comments

[hanks-lil-pit.livejournal.com]

*laughs*

Well? What else are you supposed to think?

I was thinking about you the other day, wondering if you'd started building a boat yet...

Hank

[jrho.livejournal.com]

Next one should be for Bottom Toys. If not you could sue for discrimination.

[klgaffney.livejournal.com]

oh my. i hope they sent one to w.
*cough* ah yes, i'm definitely seconding the bottom toys notion. =D

[logophilos.livejournal.com]

My brain is bad too because it went straight to the same place yours did :)

[fadethecat.livejournal.com]

*eyes the box she just unpacked from the storage unit, labeled "toys", which is certainly not the box with her childhood My Little Ponies and stuffed animals*

No, no, I think your brain is exactly right. It's just Amazon that's being faux naive, here.

[semiotic-pirate.livejournal.com]

that took me a whole five seconds to get that... bad sparky! must be spanked by beloved with a new spanking toy!

I heard of the emergency measures due to the flooding and potable water shortages. you doing okay?

[colubra.livejournal.com]

The icon is really the only comment I can come up with, here.

[brownkitty.livejournal.com]

::headdesk, repeat as necessary::

Thank you so much. I now have stuck in my head Julie Andrews, in wonderful harmonious glory, singing about brown paper packages tied up with string. Although why one would wish to tie up one's package after wrapping it in brown paper, I have NO idea.

This is my brain on Star Trek. Warp Factor Three, Mr. Sulu.

[uberleechen.livejournal.com]

Well, I'm not sure about here in the UK, but I'm pretty sure Amazon does sell those type of toys...

Very reasonable. In fact, while the link you got from them probably won't lead you to where your brain did, Amazon may still stock whatever you had in mind.