Bad brain. No cookie.

[sparkindarkness]

Amazon has sent me spam (solicited spam, so I won't bitch). It is entitled:

"Top Toys for under £10"

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Bad brain. BAAAAD.

Comments

[hanks-lil-pit.livejournal.com]

*laughs*

Well? What else are you supposed to think?

I was thinking about you the other day, wondering if you'd started building a boat yet...

Hank

[sparkindarkness.livejournal.com]

See, I coulodn't imagine it would mean anything else....


Nah, no boat. I found a little guy with a long white beard mucking about with some animals so i stole his

[jrho.livejournal.com]

Next one should be for Bottom Toys. If not you could sue for discrimination.

[sparkindarkness.livejournal.com]

Exactly! subs deserve equal rights!

[klgaffney.livejournal.com]

oh my. i hope they sent one to w.
*cough* ah yes, i'm definitely seconding the bottom toys notion. =D

[sparkindarkness.livejournal.com]

Everyone should get one. yes yes they should


Thirded!

[logophilos.livejournal.com]

My brain is bad too because it went straight to the same place yours did :)

[sparkindarkness.livejournal.com]

I think we are corrupt and depraved. isn't it fun? :)

[fadethecat.livejournal.com]

*eyes the box she just unpacked from the storage unit, labeled "toys", which is certainly not the box with her childhood My Little Ponies and stuffed animals*

No, no, I think your brain is exactly right. It's just Amazon that's being faux naive, here.

[sparkindarkness.livejournal.com]

See, I'm not that organised. My toys are eveeeeerywhere. Which can be awkward when people visit.

See? The kinky will take over the earth!

[semiotic-pirate.livejournal.com]

that took me a whole five seconds to get that... bad sparky! must be spanked by beloved with a new spanking toy!

I heard of the emergency measures due to the flooding and potable water shortages. you doing okay?

[colubra.livejournal.com]

The icon is really the only comment I can come up with, here.

No, it's not, I lied

[colubra.livejournal.com]

IMMEDIATELY after hitting enter on the above entry, I was reminded of the existence of a local charity that donates new toys to families in need at Christmas time, so that the kids actually get a Christmas gift.

It's called 'Toys for Tots'.

Now I'm imagining 'Toys for Tops'.

Re: No, it's not, I lied

[sparkindarkness.livejournal.com]

I would so give to that charity.

We could give Honor Blackman her eternal role as charity sales person:

"Do you know that around the country today, hundreds of tops live without a single whip to their name? Well now you can help! Just £4 a month buys a top a pair of handcuffs and studded paddle that will last for years..."

[sparkindarkness.livejournal.com]

and it is such an appropriate one

[brownkitty.livejournal.com]

::headdesk, repeat as necessary::

Thank you so much. I now have stuck in my head Julie Andrews, in wonderful harmonious glory, singing about brown paper packages tied up with string. Although why one would wish to tie up one's package after wrapping it in brown paper, I have NO idea.

This is my brain on Star Trek. Warp Factor Three, Mr. Sulu.

[sparkindarkness.livejournal.com]

Julie Andrews... the sound of music. And bondage equipment.

And nuns.


And nazis.



My head is in a very very strange place. I think i will join you in the headdesking

[colubra.livejournal.com]

Bullwhips and handcuffs and tight leather britches
sweet little young things and mean sons of bitches
blonde little prettyboys tied up with string-
these are a few of my favorite things!

[brownkitty.livejournal.com]

::giggling::

[uberleechen.livejournal.com]

Well, I'm not sure about here in the UK, but I'm pretty sure Amazon does sell those type of toys...

Very reasonable. In fact, while the link you got from them probably won't lead you to where your brain did, Amazon may still stock whatever you had in mind.

[solid-squid.livejournal.com]

Had a quick look, and you're right, they do. They get listed under "personal care" XD

I also found this one found under toys and games to be quite amusing link

[sparkindarkness.livejournal.com]

Indeed it do it seems....

Which means they have NO excuse for that email :)