Ok... because it apparently is not entirely obvious

[sparkindarkness]

I am a guy - male, that is.

Now I must go dress terribly, watch some sport and get drunk to reaffirm my poor tattered masculinity *nurses masculinity*

Comments

[meridae.livejournal.com]

Somehow I feel that the drinking bit isn't going to be a hardship for you . . . until you remember that the traditional english male drink is warm beer! TEHEHEHEHEHE! Don't forget the pickles and pork rinds. And to fart - you've got to fart. I could so help you with this!!

[sparkindarkness.livejournal.com]

Moi, drink? Oh per5ish the thought! Everyone who knows me knows that...

ah hell, there's no way I can continue that sentence honestly. *hands out teh rum and starts dancing on the tables*

Warm beer? Actually I don't like beer of any temperature (oh dear... some more masculinity just crumbled away before my cocktails) but *puts on flat cap and wields whippet* o' copurse we like warm beer, lass. Why them soft southern jessies (TM) chill t'beer so much that there's hardly aught t'taste, tha'nos.

Pork rinds? HORROR! Can you imagine how long you have to spend in the gym to work off pork rinds... Oh dear gods, I'm a lost cause.


Ew, I will have to hire you as my masculinity mentor :)

[linamishima.livejournal.com]

There's nothing wrong with a warm ale! Just as long as it's a brew that takes well to being warm.

Your typical beer is better chilled, certainly.

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I suspect I've just regained those lesbian credentials lost through being pants at pool, haven't I?

[sparkindarkness.livejournal.com]

You stole my masculinity! Thief! Thief!