Ok... because it apparently is not entirely obvious

[sparkindarkness]

I am a guy - male, that is.

Now I must go dress terribly, watch some sport and get drunk to reaffirm my poor tattered masculinity *nurses masculinity*

Comments

[sparkindarkness.livejournal.com]

I don't see why anyone needs anything more than an axe. The second best tool in the world, it does everything you could ever want

[tinimaus.livejournal.com]

My SO used to work in a big chemical plant before he saw the light an got a degree, and they used to refer to a big hammer as a 10 pound micro adjuster. Very handy, especially if something refused to calibrate. "Ah, we'll have to change that, it's broken." "No, it's not." *WHACK* "Yes, it is."

Now I want an axe.

[sparkindarkness.livejournal.com]

It's broken, we get to replace it :)

I find an axe can do anything including laundry. You go, find someone who can perform said task, threaten them with the axe. Task is performed. Can there be a more useful tool?

[tinimaus.livejournal.com]

Your reasoning is fantastic. You must be a devil in the courtroom.

[sparkindarkness.livejournal.com]

Heh, thank you

[ladydyani.livejournal.com]

Although, a broadsword can come in handy.

[sparkindarkness.livejournal.com]

I tend to look at them as performing the same task

[sparkindarkness.livejournal.com]

that job being essential squishing