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sparkindarkness) wrote2006-09-30 08:05 pm
sparkindarkness) wrote2006-09-30 08:05 pm
And in the “just not right roleplay files”
The coterie has tracked down some of the missing vampires. In particular they believe that mages are behind some of the disappearances.
To this end they find themselves sneaking into the base of a small Verbena coven looking for clues. A quick look round finds that the grounds are guarded by vicious animate carnivorous plants!
The coterie prepares for battle when an idea arises:
V1: hey, do you remember the Vegan activists we used as cover so we could sneak the bodies into that meat processing plant for disposal?
V2: Yeah..?
V1: Well they were pretty gullible, and they really trusty us right?
B: Yeah...
V1: Well I have a plan...
Yes. They fed Vegan activists to animate, carnivorous plants to create a cover for them. The image of hippies being eaten by plant life will stay with me for a long time.
To this end they find themselves sneaking into the base of a small Verbena coven looking for clues. A quick look round finds that the grounds are guarded by vicious animate carnivorous plants!
The coterie prepares for battle when an idea arises:
V1: hey, do you remember the Vegan activists we used as cover so we could sneak the bodies into that meat processing plant for disposal?
V2: Yeah..?
V1: Well they were pretty gullible, and they really trusty us right?
B: Yeah...
V1: Well I have a plan...
Yes. They fed Vegan activists to animate, carnivorous plants to create a cover for them. The image of hippies being eaten by plant life will stay with me for a long time.
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We have canines for a REASON, dammit. Pass the steak.
-K
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But these were vegans protesting at a meat packing plant - so they weren't just vegans, they were fundamentalist vegans who demand the rest of us pretend that soya actually has a flavour as well. They get eaten by the plants. yes yes they do