And in the “just not right roleplay files”

[sparkindarkness]

The coterie has tracked down some of the missing vampires. In particular they believe that mages are behind some of the disappearances.

To this end they find themselves sneaking into the base of a small Verbena coven looking for clues. A quick look round finds that the grounds are guarded by vicious animate carnivorous plants!

The coterie prepares for battle when an idea arises:
V1: hey, do you remember the Vegan activists we used as cover so we could sneak the bodies into that meat processing plant for disposal?
V2: Yeah..?
V1: Well they were pretty gullible, and they really trusty us right?
B: Yeah...
V1: Well I have a plan...


Yes. They fed Vegan activists to animate, carnivorous plants to create a cover for them. The image of hippies being eaten by plant life will stay with me for a long time.

Comments

[stormcat.livejournal.com]

That goes all too well with the redneck trees occasionally referenced in Something Positive.

I think people had best be glad I don't game much these days...

[rampagingturtle.livejournal.com]

My almost-ex-husband once threatened to leave a particularly disruptive player's character to the tender mercies of a couple of redneck trees if the player continued to be an asshole. The improvement in attitude was both sudden and dramatic.

[sparkindarkness.livejournal.com]

I need to use them - I could have so much control!

[sparkindarkness.livejournal.com]

Aieeee... mye eyes.

That's it, I have to make me some redneck trees!