A brief comment

B/f: So... any new characters in your porn book?

Me: Laurall K Hamilton isn't porn. And yes. British vampires.

B/f: Oh? Male and pretty?

Me: Yessss...

B/f: However did I guess? What, she run out of American men?

Me: *sigh* quite possibly.

B/f: She slept with them as well, then?

Me: Gah, they didn't even say hello first! Micah got more introduction!