sparkindarkness (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
sparkindarkness) wrote2007-04-13 03:11 pm
sparkindarkness) wrote2007-04-13 03:11 pm
His Most Excellent Majesty considers the issues of jiggling and self-cooking food
http://www.nationstates.net/ascensora
His Most Excellent Majesty King Sparky the Eternally Amused blinked again. “Oh my...” he ventured
“I repeat” demanded the protestor in front of him, jiggling in quite a disconcerting manner. “We demand the right to dangle!” The King firmly kept his gaze upwards despite the fact that certain things WEREN’T dangling. “We demand that nudity be legal!”
The king had to concede that he had a verybig good point. If people do not want to wear clothes, why should they be forced? He gave his full approval to the protestor who posed for some publicity photographs before leaving. The law was signed - anyone can go about their daily business naked if they wish. Now, how could he go about getting a pair of binoculars installed in the throne room?
His mood was somewhat deflated by a series of serious looking gentlemen who, thankfully, were all fully dressed. It seems that the Phoenix population was booming , perhaps above and beyond what was sustainable. A cull appeared necessary (if not of Phoenixes then of humans - and people frowned on aristocrats hunting poor people these days). But one spokesman presented an idea that appealed - eat the phoenixes!
King Sparky was most amused by the idea of self-cooking food, and signed the law and made his first order - with extra barbeque sauce
His Most Excellent Majesty King Sparky the Eternally Amused blinked again. “Oh my...” he ventured
“I repeat” demanded the protestor in front of him, jiggling in quite a disconcerting manner. “We demand the right to dangle!” The King firmly kept his gaze upwards despite the fact that certain things WEREN’T dangling. “We demand that nudity be legal!”
The king had to concede that he had a very
His mood was somewhat deflated by a series of serious looking gentlemen who, thankfully, were all fully dressed. It seems that the Phoenix population was booming , perhaps above and beyond what was sustainable. A cull appeared necessary (if not of Phoenixes then of humans - and people frowned on aristocrats hunting poor people these days). But one spokesman presented an idea that appealed - eat the phoenixes!
King Sparky was most amused by the idea of self-cooking food, and signed the law and made his first order - with extra barbeque sauce