And in the “just not right roleplay files”

[sparkindarkness]

The coterie has tracked down some of the missing vampires. In particular they believe that mages are behind some of the disappearances.

To this end they find themselves sneaking into the base of a small Verbena coven looking for clues. A quick look round finds that the grounds are guarded by vicious animate carnivorous plants!

The coterie prepares for battle when an idea arises:
V1: hey, do you remember the Vegan activists we used as cover so we could sneak the bodies into that meat processing plant for disposal?
V2: Yeah..?
V1: Well they were pretty gullible, and they really trusty us right?
B: Yeah...
V1: Well I have a plan...


Yes. They fed Vegan activists to animate, carnivorous plants to create a cover for them. The image of hippies being eaten by plant life will stay with me for a long time.

Comments

[fadethecat.livejournal.com]

For some reason, I'm now having flashbacks to that dreadful Bill Cosby movie involving a militant vegetarian siccing killer bunnies on people and what not.

(I'm also wisting for a vampire game. Why do I never get to play in any vampire games? I can do evil, honest! If I could just find someone willing to run one...)

[jeffreycornish.livejournal.com]

Leonard Part VI! One of my wife's favorite movies. She watches it every few years to keep her immune system in tip top shape.

"Quelish"

[sparkindarkness.livejournal.com]

hmmm, I haven't seen it but it sounds traumatising.

I wish I coulkd PLAY vampire instead of running it!