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sparkindarkness ([personal profile] sparkindarkness) wrote2006-09-30 08:05 pm

And in the “just not right roleplay files”

The coterie has tracked down some of the missing vampires. In particular they believe that mages are behind some of the disappearances.

To this end they find themselves sneaking into the base of a small Verbena coven looking for clues. A quick look round finds that the grounds are guarded by vicious animate carnivorous plants!

The coterie prepares for battle when an idea arises:
V1: hey, do you remember the Vegan activists we used as cover so we could sneak the bodies into that meat processing plant for disposal?
V2: Yeah..?
V1: Well they were pretty gullible, and they really trusty us right?
B: Yeah...
V1: Well I have a plan...


Yes. They fed Vegan activists to animate, carnivorous plants to create a cover for them. The image of hippies being eaten by plant life will stay with me for a long time.

[identity profile] jeffreycornish.livejournal.com 2006-09-30 07:30 pm (UTC)(link)
That cracks me up.

In our steampunk campaign my character (the Hon Lt. Henry Wooster, future uncle of Bertram Wooster) is noted for his... short supply of wits. So far our adventures have put him up against a monkey that had a higher IQ than Henry, and at least one carnivorous plant that took over his mind.

[identity profile] sparkindarkness.livejournal.com 2006-10-03 10:44 am (UTC)(link)
LOL, dumb characters can be fun if roleplayed properly