1) Sounds like they both have a crush on you, to be honest. And also have submissive rape fantasies (which can be pretty damn hot. *fans self*)
2) I have never, ever understood why some people are afraid of what other people do with their own genitals in a private (or even public) environment. Unless they are being actively forced to participate every time someone with a different plumbing preference masturbates, they're really being incredibly silly. It makes me want to tell them the details of my past sex life just to watch them squirm. (I look disturbingly normal. *evil snicker*)
3) I wouldn't flirt with them just to mess with them, though. They might take you up on it.
And since I'm not sure how much sense I just made, I'm going to go have breakfast.
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2) I have never, ever understood why some people are afraid of what other people do with their own genitals in a private (or even public) environment. Unless they are being actively forced to participate every time someone with a different plumbing preference masturbates, they're really being incredibly silly. It makes me want to tell them the details of my past sex life just to watch them squirm. (I look disturbingly normal. *evil snicker*)
3) I wouldn't flirt with them just to mess with them, though. They might take you up on it.
And since I'm not sure how much sense I just made, I'm going to go have breakfast.