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sparkindarkness) wrote2006-06-29 01:57 pm
sparkindarkness) wrote2006-06-29 01:57 pm
Interesting factoid about bruising
It hurts soon after getting bruises.
But that's nothing compared to the morning after.
Go to bed with bruises, wake up the next morning... then try to MOVE...
ARGH SOMEONE HAS REPLACED ALL MY MUSCLES WITH ROUGHLY SANDED BLOCKS OF WOOD! OWWWWW!
I am told that the above being screamed at high volume is not a good alarm clock, even for morning people - beloved was not amused.
Oh and MENTAL NOTE: If bruised muscles make you even more lazy than usual so you just drop things on the floor for sympathtic boyfriends to pick up it is important to remember that a) he is laughing at your pain, not comiserating and probably not picking anything up and b) where you dropped the hair brush - ESPECIALLY when you are walking around in bare feet.
Some mornings you just want to go back to bed - the day is clearly out to get you
But that's nothing compared to the morning after.
Go to bed with bruises, wake up the next morning... then try to MOVE...
ARGH SOMEONE HAS REPLACED ALL MY MUSCLES WITH ROUGHLY SANDED BLOCKS OF WOOD! OWWWWW!
I am told that the above being screamed at high volume is not a good alarm clock, even for morning people - beloved was not amused.
Oh and MENTAL NOTE: If bruised muscles make you even more lazy than usual so you just drop things on the floor for sympathtic boyfriends to pick up it is important to remember that a) he is laughing at your pain, not comiserating and probably not picking anything up and b) where you dropped the hair brush - ESPECIALLY when you are walking around in bare feet.
Some mornings you just want to go back to bed - the day is clearly out to get you
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Well, no. Might aggravate her though.
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